May 7, 200719 yr A cabbie pulls away from Heathrow with 2 passengers in the back who, on closer inspection via the rearview, turn out to be Beckham and posh spice just back from their Hols. " Oi Oi Beckham my son " drawls the cabbie quite taken. " Where've you been on holiday then mate?" Beckham's brow furrows somewhat " Hmm hold on a minute. What was it again...?" He struggles for a moment then asks the cabbie; " Whats the name of that famous station?" The cabbie scratches his head, " Waterloo?" He suggests. " Nah mate, another one " replies Becks " Uh, Kings cross?" Tries the cabbie. " Nah not that one mate" He shakes his head. " Is it Victoria? " " Thats it mate" grins Beckham, then turning to posh spice; " Ere, Victoria, Where've we been on holiday?"
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