helicoptor Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 My word! Is it one of those days??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopChinese Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 ROTFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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