This could be a true story.????

How to become a saint.. At least in the eyes of

one....

Laus Deo

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi

just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie

says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything

right all the time. Like my coming along when you

needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank

Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over

everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.

He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could

golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and

danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard

him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really

special.

Cabbie: 'There's more... He h ad a memory like a

computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew

all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to

eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I

change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But

Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.'

Passenger. 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in

traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always

seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a

mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and

make her feel good. He would never answer her back

even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was

always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was

the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could

ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank. I just

married his f***ing widow.'

Ha! Good one