Obama, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin on a tour of hell

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Obama, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and, as former world leaders, were being given a tour of hell

 

While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

 

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

 

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

 

Finally Obama gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

 

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Obama got to call USA so cheaply. The devil smiled and replied: "Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

 

Source: Reddit, 2 years ago