worst lie you have ever  told and worst lie you have been on the receiving end of.

Edited February 3, 20215 yr by mr mr

My first 3 wives said they loved me. ????

7 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

My first 3 wives said they loved me. ????

 

...and the 4th wife?

 

they never lie.

It's a "culture" thing.

19 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

My first 3 wives said they loved me. ????

Were they all blind?????

6 minutes ago, soi3eddie said:

13 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

My first 3 wives said they loved me. ????

 

...and the 4th wife?

 

he shot .    ( she told him the truth ! )

1 hour ago, mr mr said:

worst lie you have ever  told

 

I didn't know she was your sister.

 

1 hour ago, mr mr said:

worst lie you have been on the receiving end of

 

He wasn't her brother.

Told: i wont **** in your mouth...

 

Been told (ex wife): i got the "morning after" pill for a friend.

1 hour ago, soi3eddie said:

 

...and the 4th wife?

 

A Thai wife.

1 hour ago, rumak said:

 

he shot .    ( she told him the truth ! )

Not shot, have kept best wife ever.

Just now, Kwasaki said:

Not shot, have kept best wife ever.

good to hear !   it took me more than 4 live ins  to find a keeper .   i think its like the lottery:

if one keeps trying and trying they might just get lucky  ????

 

i just can't understand why so many people hold onto losing tickets ..........

I said I was a good golfer. She said that she agreed. ????

43 minutes ago, Catkiwi said:

I said I was a good golfer. She said that she agreed. ????

 

did you guys play a foursome ?

2 minutes ago, mr mr said:

 

did you guys play a foursome ?

Girls and guys, thank you Sir!!

Quote

worst lie you have ever  told 

Next door neighbor, back in uk.

No,  I did not have sex with your daughter.

 

Quote

 worst lie you have been on the receiving end of

Ex wife in uk.

it's Free

 

 

Edited February 3, 20215 yr by quake

6 hours ago, mr mr said:

worst lie you have ever  told and worst lie you have been on the receiving end of.

Worst lie told - Told my dad I wished he was dead so I could have the house to myself.

Worst lie receiving end - Dad told me he was not sick and died the next day.

 

Sure miss the old man now.

 

 

9 hours ago, mr mr said:

 

did you guys play a foursome ?

What did she like more?

The club or the balls?

 

Asking for a friend who plays golf as well.

12 hours ago, soi3eddie said:

 

...and the 4th wife?

 

 ........went skydiving.

Told "I Love Trump"

 

Received "I Made America Great Again"

Come to Thailand....the food is fantastic! ????????

On 03/02/2021 at 11:38 PM, Catkiwi said:

Girls and guys, thank you Sir!!

It was a hole in one!

I never lie !!

Her: "I like you, i want go with you"

Still her, next morning: "give me money"

3 minutes ago, QPRFC said:

I never lie !!

That's what they say.

That is already the biggest lie.

Must be a face thing.

3 minutes ago, mr_lob said:

Her: "I like you, i want go with you"

Still her, next morning: "give me money"

I will like you even more 555

I told that many lies to the taxman back in the UK I cannot remember, they were all biggies. ????

That Santa wasn’t real !! 

On 2/4/2021 at 3:09 AM, quake said:

Next door neighbor, back in uk.

No,  I did not have sex with your daughter.

 no comment.

 

i told a lady once i was not an undercover agent for the alien rebellion.  

 

once someone told me they were not going to try to feed me to the crocodiles after tying me up in a tree for two weeks.  

When I told her  I would still love her in the morning.

When  she told  me she  would love me too.(  I  had paid her in advance)

"I don't f+#% ar5e, but for you l will"......l only barfined her because a friend of mine told me she was well known for it.

Edited February 5, 20215 yr by Mavrix