webfact Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 "Ninja thief" at luxury estate in Nonthaburi baffles police - leaves a calling card on the bathroom floor Picture: Sanook Residents at a swanky estate in Nonthaburi are furious about a spate of thefts since last month. They have dubbed the thief the "Ninja" after evidence of entry via top floor windows and walls. They want an upgrade to their security. The houses cost 5 million baht up at the estate on the Bang Yai to Bang Khulat Road and they pay tens of thousands of baht a year in fees. But the front gate and motorcycle based security is not enough and the thefts go on. The latest "victim" was the tenth but there was nothing to steal in the house. Picture: Sanook So the thief left a pooh in the bathroom instead, reported Daily News. The media said that the police were suffering a headache over the thefts. "Ton" a houseowner said the residents have put up flyers to raise awareness. These speak of the "Ninja" and the fact he has disappeared without a trace. The Ninja targets small items like jewely and watches and is not interested in electrical goods or phones. Ton didn't believe he was a victim till he checked a box that had been carefully put back in its place and 100,000 in jewelry and valuables were gone. Source: Sanook -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2021-02-15 - Whatever you're going through, the Samaritans are here for you - Follow Thaivisa on LINE for breaking COVID-19 updates 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonray Posted February 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2021 As soon as I saw "Luxury Estate" I knew we were safe.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Houses are on plots which abut the perimeter wall? Have a water tank/pool pump shed in the corner against the wall? Have an outside kitchen where the "roof" is hung from the wall of the house? etc,etc. I have seen most of them. Not rocket science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, webfact said: So the thief left a pooh in the bathroom instead, reported Daily News. The media said that the police were suffering a headache over the thefts. Surely this should be a case of DNA to the rescue? Assuming the RTP have a DNA database of course. Edited February 15, 2021 by bluesofa grammar 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Emdog Posted February 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, bluesofa said: Surely this should be a case of DNA to the rescue? Assuming the RTP have a DNA database of course. He may be quite clever and brought along someone else's pooh... if police catch him, he could say "check the DNA: it's not mine." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surelynot Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) Much nicer than the 'calling card' many of the house-breakers leave in the Middlesbrough area of the UK. Oh...just read the article...that's what he did leave. We used to have kid at school do the same, but in the teachers desk drawer......his name was Richard the Turd. Edited February 15, 2021 by Surelynot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timendres Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 A jewelry box full of scorpions might be just the ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 You know it's bad when 5 finger pointing is deployed ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post worgeordie Posted February 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2021 One house had nothing to steal ,while another had 100,000 in jewelry and valuables in a box, the first house owners must have lost face saying that. regards Worgeordie 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, Emdog said: 19 minutes ago, bluesofa said: Surely this should be a case of DNA to the rescue? Assuming the RTP have a DNA database of course. He may be quite clever and brought along someone else's pooh... if police catch him, he could say "check the DNA: it's not mine." A cunning sneaky thief at that. Isn't that the height of laziness - getting someone else to dump for you? This type of situation must have happened in the past, when someone accused claims their DNA was 'planted' by someone unknown? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 22 minutes ago, bluesofa said: A cunning sneaky thief at that. Isn't that the height of laziness - getting someone else to dump for you? This type of situation must have happened in the past, when someone accused claims their DNA was 'planted' by someone unknown? A forest a fat bloke and a panther spring to mind together with the JCB to take it away ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justgrazing Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 4 hours ago, webfact said: So the thief left a pooh in the bathroom instead, reported Daily News This happened at my mates snooker club .. when they discovered no cash was left overnight they left a Richard in one of the table pockets .. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BostonRob2 Posted February 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2021 54 minutes ago, Justgrazing said: This happened at my mates snooker club .. when they discovered no cash was left overnight they left a Richard in one of the table pockets .. That sounds like potting the brown. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 1 minute ago, BostonRob2 said: That sounds like potting the brown. It's the old joke about Steve Davies the snooker player. After the match, in his hotel room he couldn't decide whether to go for the pink or the brown. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Monday Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Read about it over the years. These scatological rites results from the same psych problems that lead them to crime. DNA testing may be cutting back on these burglars coup de grace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2530Ubon Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, webfact said: So the thief left a pooh in the bathroom instead, reported Daily News Is this poor spelling / translation? I find it hard to believe a ninja thief was carrying a small fat teddy bear around with him/her. A big stinky poo is a much more likely culprit... I can see the headline now... The turd burglar Edited February 15, 2021 by 2530Ubon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metisdead Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Some troll posts have been removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwill Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 They probably aren't paying the security guards enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarleyMarl Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Some dogs, IP cams that upload to cloud, big safe goes a long way I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 8 hours ago, webfact said: They want an upgrade to their security. The houses cost 5 million baht up at the estate on the Bang Yai to Bang Khulat Road and they pay tens of thousands of baht a year in fees. 8 hours ago, webfact said: But the front gate and motorcycle based security is not enough and the thefts go on. I don't need any security system or rely on the idle guys at the gate... I've got a 4-legged pouch who would rip the s**t out of any ninja. No wages needed, just the left-over chicken he's ready to rock-n-roll 24/7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burma Bill Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 8 hours ago, webfact said: the thief left a pooh in the bathroom He must have been s..t scared!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grusa Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 They need a sign saying "Trespassers w"! I will not be able to bear it if no one gets the point. It might tigger a response from Eeyore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post redpill17 Posted February 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2021 10 hours ago, webfact said: So the thief left a pooh in the bathroom instead, reported Daily News. Case solved, I know who the "ninja" is ???? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, redpill17 said: Case solved, I know who the "ninja" is ???? Piglet: Why do they call you Pooh Bear? Pooh: 'cos I stink. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimbuman Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 15 hours ago, bluesofa said: Surely this should be a case of DNA to the rescue? Assuming the RTP have a DNA database of course. We all know how how well they did with the Koh Tao murder investigation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrules Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 20 hours ago, webfact said: The houses cost 5 million baht up at the estate on the Bang Yai to Bang Khulat Road and they pay tens of thousands of baht a year in fees. You can buy a luxury house for 5 million Baht these days, really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Tongue Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 At least the ninja didn't leave an Upper-Decker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redpill17 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 8 hours ago, ukrules said: You can buy a luxury house for 5 million Baht these days, really? Luxury broom closet in case of Bangkok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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