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An Englishman, and Irish man and a Scots man are out trekking in the Amazon when they are unexpectedly taken captive by a fiersome tribe of natives renowned for their cruel and unusual punishments.

In this instance the chief of the tribe informs the 3 unfortunates that their bodies will be hollowed out and used as canoes, but as a show of leniency he agrees to grant them each one last wish.

" Gimme a bottle of single malt whisky, Chief " cries the Scotsman, with the intention of drinking himself silly to lessen the pain of their fate.

" Give me an hour in the arms of one of your tribes virgins, Chief " pleads the Englishman.

" Gimme a fork " Cries the Irishman.

Puzzled they hand him his fork and he proceeds to stab himself violently with the fork:

" You'll not be making a F##king canoe out o' me "

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