Expected Mergers

I am sharing some investment tips for 2007. I know you look for my

sage advice and I just wanted to make sure you are aware of the next

expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make

some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co.

Will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Ritz Crackers join forces and

become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will

merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild!

7. Grey Poupon and the Unive rs ity of Harvard Law School are expected

to become:

Poupon U.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will

become:

Knott NOW!