Amazing Thailand: No rain so Thais erect massive phallus in the middle of the road!

[webfact]

Picture: Daily News

 

What to do when there is not sufficient rain to grow your crops?

 

Build a giant phallus of course. 

 

And slap it in the middle of the road.

 

That's what has happened in Yothaka sub-district of Ban Nam Priaw in Chachoengsao in central Thailand. 

 

Farmers were concerned that what little water they had was too salty so they have turned to the heavens and superstitious beliefs to improve the saline content. 

 

Plenty of clay was sought and the penis - complete with large round things - was "erected" and painted thrusting skywards. 

 

It looked more than five feet tall.

 

It appeared on the Facebook page of local phoo yai ban Chamnan Kenthongdaeng who said all the permissions were rubber stamped. 

 

The phallus - known as "plat khik" in Thai - would not cause traffic jams.

 

Picture: Daily News

 

It was on a road leading to nowhere in particular.

 

Daily News reported that it was done before and sure enough, the rains came spurting forth. 

 

As soon as they do this time there will be ceremony to knock it down. 

 

In the meantime everyone was praying to the phallus and making offerings. 

 

They would put some cones or tires round it as a safety measure for motorists and bikers.

 

Thaivisa notes that Thais like a good phallus; some wear them about their necks or waists to ward off nasty spirits while they are often seen at temples. 

 

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[Crossy]

Now that will look good on someone's insurance claim, "I came round the bend and a giant willy jumped out in front of me!"

 

[worgeordie]

Biggest one in Thailand ? why is the helmet faded out ...

regards Worgeordie

Edited June 11, 2021 by worgeordie

[CharlieH]

I came round the bend and some pri** ..........no literally....look !

[Phuketshrew]

Aren't there enough <d.i.c.k.s.> on the Thai roads already?

[NCC1701A]

this happens everywhere I go in Thailand. 

[jacko45k]

Why bother.....the one installed elsewhere isn't working. 

[Rookiescot]

3 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

this happens everywhere I go in Thailand. 

 

No. Lying in the middle of the road with your bobby hanging out is not quite the same thing.

[chalawaan]

Why is it blurred out?

 

We all know what a todger looks like.

 

Nothing to see anyway just another local cock-up.

[Mavideol]

and I thought Sex Toys were Not allowed in Thailand 555

[Nong Khai Man]

27 minutes ago, Phuketshrew said:

Aren't there enough <d.i.c.k.s.> on the Thai roads already?

Toooooooooooooooo MANY !!

[Nong Khai Man]

17 minutes ago, jacko45k said:

Why bother.....the one installed elsewhere isn't working. 

Oooopppsss !! Be CAREFUL .......We know who you mean !!

[darksidedog]

One of the joys of living here, is just when you think you have seen everything, a new marvel of superstitious wonder comes along and sets you off laughing again. I would love to hear an explanation from the locals as to how exactly this willy works.

[rcuthbert]

Probably a good bunch of guys; however, I would definitely decline any camping trip invitations.

[Kwasaki]

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Now that will look good on someone's insurance claim, "I came round the bend and a giant willy jumped out in front of me!"

 

It's classed as an unnatural so no claim could be made you would have to claim from what dicks that built it. ????

 

Edited June 11, 2021 by Kwasaki

[pokerface1]

It’s really not that big 

it might be big by Thai standards though. 

[Somtamnication]

I will file a copyright infringement suit. They did not ask my permission to duplicate my "Wonder of the Universe"!!!!

[ikke1959]

they will not be arrested for sex toys?? Oh no it is to big to be a sextoy

[Mavideol]

land of contradictions 555

 

Vendor arrested in Bangkok for reportedly selling hundreds of illegal sex toys online

[edwinchester]

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Now that will look good on someone's insurance claim, "I came round the bend and a giant willy jumped out in front of me!"

 

Better than admitting it reversed into you.

[BostonRob2]

1 hour ago, darksidedog said:

One of the joys of living here, is just when you think you have seen everything, a new marvel of superstitious wonder comes along and sets you off laughing again. I would love to hear an explanation from the locals as to how exactly this willy works.

I'm thinking Rooster on Sunday may have the lowdown on the hi-rise.

[BostonRob2]

1 minute ago, edwinchester said:

Better than admitting it reversed into you.

If you reversed into it would that be called rear ended? 

[BostonRob2]

25 minutes ago, Somtamnication said:

I will file a copyright infringement suit. They did not ask my permission to duplicate my "Wonder of the Universe"!!!!

And there was the forum faithful thinking that a man called Somtam might have one the size of a bird's eye chili. Thanks for putting us right, Big Boy ????

 

[holy cow cm]

Looks like the perfect size for one of the Thai Mythical lady giants.

[Justgrazing]

1 hour ago, webfact said:

 

In the meantime everyone was praying to the phallus and making offerings

 Other way about for me .. I usually have to make offerings before she is willing to pray ..

[timendres]

The efficiency of the "meals on wheels" here utterly boggles the mind...

 

[holy cow cm]

41 minutes ago, Somtamnication said:

I will file a copyright infringement suit. They did not ask my permission to duplicate my "Wonder of the Universe"!!!!

May depend on if you are circumcised or not.

[Pedrogaz]

Hmmmm classy move by the town leaders. Perhaps the penis, when it goes limp, will urinate on the crops. 

[OneMoreFarang]

I guess at night the village women will come out and dance around it.

 

[sammieuk1]

Nice to see sausage social distancing though????