Caddie's Help

Senior Bruce is out golfing one day with his trusty Caddy Miguel and somewhere around the 14th hole he has to throw a leak bad, looks around and sees a large clump of bushes a helluva lot closer than the nearest porta john, so he looks over to his caddy and says" Miguel, I gotta piss bad, I'm going to head over to those bushes for minute"

Miguel looks around and says "Chief, I gotta go bad too, how bout we just pretend to look for your golf ball in those bushes?"

So they both agree and casually stroll over to relieve themselves.

Bruce just happens to look over at Miguel and sees this little guy has a huge ****. He can't help but say something and Miguel laughs and says "You know Senior Bruce, I not always have a big one, Miguel not stupid, I make it big"

Bruce thinks for a minute and asks" You make it big?"

'Sure!, I could show you how too, Senior Bruce, but it will cost you something"

Bruce looks over again and says "Ok, Miguel, whats your price?"

Miguel says" Bruce, I work for you long time, I save money so I can go back to my home country and retire. I have almost enough but still need plane ticket home, you give me ticket and I will give you secret of big ****"

Bruce just says "Look Miguel,this secret, does it involve any drugs or stretching or some other witchcraft ritual?"

"No Senior, it is easy, yes some pain, but no blood and goes away fast, you will see, big ****, bigger, bigger everytime"

Ok, so the 2 men agree, Bruce gets him a ticket, drives him over to the airport, and Miguel gives him step by step instructions.

Step #1. Get **** hard

Step #2. Walk over to doorway,slap hard against doorjam right side (boom)

Step #3. Grab **** fast and slap against doorjam left side (boom)

Step #4. Blood will swell **** big, everyday you do this for one week, you will see.

Bruce looks over the note, and thinks about it, remembers the size of Miguel"s and figures Ok, maybe I'll try this later tonight.

Later on back at Bruce's house he waits for his wife to go upstairs to bed, waits a few more minutes and then scans the Porno channel for something interesting, drops his pants walks over to the doorway and follows the instructions.

"Ok", he mumbles, Grabs his **** , swings right BOOM, swings left fast and BOOM and as he braces for the pain he hears his wife call from upstairs" Miguel? is that you?"