The French

[darkside]

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, a French general began to question him.

The French general asked, “Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don’t you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?”

In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won’t show and the men they are leading won’t panic.

And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants...

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War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II!

We can count on the French to be there when they need us.

I’d rather have a German army in front of me than a French army behind me.

– General George Patton

“The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn’t even help us remove Hitler from France.”

– Jay Leno

The only thing worse than a Frenchman, is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.

– Ted Nugent

France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.

– Mark Twain

My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one that says ‘First Iraq, then France’.”

– Tom Brokaw

“France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rolling thru Paris with a German Flag on it.”

– Dave Letterman

Why are all the highways in France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion.

– Gen Norman Schwartzkopf

The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army!

How do you stop a French Tank? Shoot the guy pushing.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? We don’t know – it’s never been tried.

[Who, me ?]

thanks for the good laugh

Who, me ? A french guy living in LOS..........

[Crossy]

Nothing wrong with a little Frog bashing, it makes a change from Yank, Aussie, Kiwi or Brit bashing

This has been posted before, still worth a smile though Mini_Siam_Pattaya.pdf

Mayor of Paris to the commander of the German invaders, "Ah yes, a table for 50,000 sir?"

Edited May 28, 2007 by Crossy

[Who, me ?]

Nothing wrong with a little Frog bashing, it makes a change from Yank, Aussie, Kiwi or Brit bashing

This has been posted before, still worth a smile though Mini_Siam_Pattaya.pdf

Mayor of Paris to the commander of the German invaders, "Ah yes, a table for 50,000 sir?"

Never seen that before....Guess that some froggies might find it rather bit !! Made me smile actually !

Good find Crossy