What Is Marketing

[byeth]

What is marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

[Pink Mist]

dont give up your day job

[suegha]

dont give up your day job

Ah, that's so unfair. Athough I've seen it before, I think it's fantastic!

[sceadugenga]

A good friend's wife passed away a few months back, I try to send him a joke every day.... only the best though!

It's on the way.

[Crow Boy]

A good friend's wife passed away a few months back, I try to send him a joke every day.... only the best though!

You could send him the Port Power football scores - they are hilarious

CB

[sceadugenga]

A good friend's wife passed away a few months back, I try to send him a joke every day.... only the best though!

You could send him the Port Power football scores - they are hilarious

CB

He's actually a platinum member down at Alberton, doubt he's laughing much at the moment. Still, it's a long season and the only game that matters is the last one.

[Crow Boy]

A good friend's wife passed away a few months back, I try to send him a joke every day.... only the best though!

You could send him the Port Power football scores - they are hilarious

CB

He's actually a platinum member down at Alberton, doubt he's laughing much at the moment. Still, it's a long season and the only game that matters is the last one.

The only way the Power will be there is watching it on Television

Sorry to hear about you mate's wife passing away

CB

[Juzrelax]

A good friend's wife passed away a few months back, I try to send him a joke every day.... only the best though!

You could send him the Port Power football scores - they are hilarious

CB

He's actually a platinum member down at Alberton, doubt he's laughing much at the moment. Still, it's a long season and the only game that matters is the last one.

The only way the Power will be there is watching it on Television

Sorry to hear about you mate's wife passing away

CB

Carn The Cats!!!