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A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.



Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under



The sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring," he says, "I know dis you firss time

And you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting

You want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.

Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,

Which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently

(and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies

Shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard

About... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...

"You want... Garlic Chicken with coriflour?

Posted

omg thats so wrong! ###### un pc...but...

..###### funny too.

Your a bad bad man! :o

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