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I give it another 15 - 20 posts before this thread de-generates & u know what....

Soundman.

Does this qualify?:

I find oysters on viagra a bit too hard going down the throat.

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This works for me too :o

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Momo, we agreed that you would not publish my photo when I gave it to you!!

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Yes well at least you shaved all that wool off honey now you're a different man.This pic is from an Aphrodisiac book lol. Called 'InterCourses'

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Writhing naked in a sea of manly, hairy ladyboys crammed into a small hotel room...with a live goat!! (dead if I'm feeling kinky) :D

But seriously most of my mates think it weird but breast size does not concern me. I like slim women with a pretty smile. It really turns me on if they have a nice smile with a couple of crooked teeth (not jaws from James Bond) but like those little vampire teeth that stick out a little MMMmmmm KANKAROO LIKE ! :o

:D

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The best aphrodisiac is a mixture of viagra and valium. It makes you want to go out and look for it--but if you don't find any--you don't give a d*mn !

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Chocolate works for me but does anyone know what 'Spanish Fly' is?

Spanish Fly was legendary when I was growing up in the 60s. We were "permissive generation" dropouts and dreamed of finding a supply of this wondrous substance and slip into girls drinks, turning them into raving nymphos. Teenage boys aren't very ethical when it comes to sex.

It's actually....

The Spanish fly is an emerald-green beetle in the family Meloidae, Lytta vesicatoria. It is 15 mm to 22 mm long and 5 mm to 8 mm wide, and lives on plants in the families Caprifoliaceae and Oleaceae. The beetle contains up to 5% cantharidin which irritates animal tissues. The crushed powder of Spanish fly is of yellowish brown to brown-olive color with iridescent reflections, of disagreeable scent and bitter flavor.

Spanish fly, or cantharides as it is sometimes called, is often given to farm animals to incite them to mating. The cantharides excreted in the urine irritate the urethral passages, causing inflammation in the genitals and subsequent priapism. For this reason, Spanish fly has been given to humans for purposes of seduction. It is dangerous since the amount required is minuscule and the difference between the effective dose and the harmful dose is quite narrow. Cantharides cause painful urination, fever, and sometimes bloody discharge. They can cause permanent damage to the kidneys and genitals.

Wikopedia.

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Chocolate works for me but does anyone know what 'Spanish Fly' is?

Spanish Fly was legendary when I was growing up in the 60s. We were "permissive generation" dropouts and dreamed of finding a supply of this wondrous substance and slip into girls drinks, turning them into raving nymphos. Teenage boys aren't very ethical when it comes to sex.

It's actually....

The Spanish fly is an emerald-green beetle in the family Meloidae, Lytta vesicatoria. It is 15 mm to 22 mm long and 5 mm to 8 mm wide, and lives on plants in the families Caprifoliaceae and Oleaceae. The beetle contains up to 5% cantharidin which irritates animal tissues. The crushed powder of Spanish fly is of yellowish brown to brown-olive color with iridescent reflections, of disagreeable scent and bitter flavor.

Spanish fly, or cantharides as it is sometimes called, is often given to farm animals to incite them to mating. The cantharides excreted in the urine irritate the urethral passages, causing inflammation in the genitals and subsequent priapism. For this reason, Spanish fly has been given to humans for purposes of seduction. It is dangerous since the amount required is minuscule and the difference between the effective dose and the harmful dose is quite narrow. Cantharides cause painful urination, fever, and sometimes bloody discharge. They can cause permanent damage to the kidneys and genitals.

Wikopedia.

Reading this sure turns me off.

cheers

onzestan

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It really turns me on if they have a nice smile with a couple of crooked teeth (not jaws from James Bond) but like those little vampire teeth that stick out a little MMMmmmm KANKAROO LIKE ! :o

:D

You called?

For me, its a pint of blood, direct from the vein! :D :D

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It really turns me on if they have a nice smile with a couple of crooked teeth (not jaws from James Bond) but like those little vampire teeth that stick out a little MMMmmmm KANKAROO LIKE ! :o

:D

You called?

For me, its a pint of blood, direct from the vein! :D :D

Now if you were Kate Beckinsale I would gladly offer my vein for you.

cheers

onzestan

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Chocolate works for me but does anyone know what 'Spanish Fly' is?

yup i s a female libido enhancer....well doesnt really work anyways i think is a unisex product. but is mostly myth. hahaha

someone knows about viagra's effect on girls?????

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>someone knows about viagra's effect on girls?????

High expectations!

Like an ATM card with the PIN code attached to it!

:o:D :D :D

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The best aphrodisiac I have ever had is my ladyboy rolling over in the morning, kissing me, telling me how much she loves me, and then cavorting around our home in panties and a see-through teddie. We rarely last until breakfast.

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A Mars bar to be applied before foreplay?

Excellent idea, but I use the Mars bar to bribe the kids to go out and play on a Sunday morning.

Soundman.

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>someone knows about viagra's effect on girls?????

High expectations!

Like an ATM card with the PIN code attached to it!

:o:D :D :D

seems like SOME guys here just know about prostitutes n no about the rest of the gals..

how stupid.

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>someone knows about viagra's effect on girls?????

High expectations!

Like an ATM card with the PIN code attached to it!

:o:D :D :D

seems like guys here just know about prostitutes n no about the rest of the gals..

how stupid.

I also have a dislike for "stupid" generalisations, in this instance it happens to be yours.

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>someone knows about viagra's effect on girls?????

High expectations!

Like an ATM card with the PIN code attached to it!

:o:D :D :D

seems like guys here just know about prostitutes n no about the rest of the gals..

how stupid.

I also have a dislike for "stupid" generalisations, in this instance it happens to be yours.

hahaha lol, i must say i agree with u. lol..then I will edit it. :D

(I have no problems by accepting mistakes .. :bah: )

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>someone knows about viagra's effect on girls?????

High expectations!

Like an ATM card with the PIN code attached to it!

:o:D :D :D

seems like SOME guys here just know about prostitutes n no about the rest of the gals..

how stupid.

Agreed, wholeheartedly.

Posted (edited)
Chocolate works for me but does anyone know what 'Spanish Fly' is?

yup i s a female libido enhancer....well doesnt really work anyways i think is a unisex product. but is mostly myth. hahaha

someone knows about viagra's effect on girls?????

For what I understand it does not work as the drug works on blood flowing which is not compatible with the femile physiology (I mean men needs this, woman...no idea)...On the other hand, there is a general believe that drugs work better on those who want to be cured.....I guess it should contribute to the excitement anyway! :o

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my favourite is 2000 baht on the bedside table, works great with the partner .....and an happy partner is always a good start
Im told some germans like to snort viagra and cocaine .dont try this at home folks !
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has anyone tried out the long Term effect of Butea Superba - a Thai Herb, which increases male Hormons?

It works for me - you just have take your daily Problems out of your Mind and focus .....

Gingko Biloba has nearly similar effects, increasing your bodies "micro-circulation-of-bloodvessels" ....

The Nature gives and takes ....

Cheers

Posted
has anyone tried out the long Term effect of Butea Superba - a Thai Herb, which increases male Hormons?

It works for me - you just have take your daily Problems out of your Mind and focus .....

Gingko Biloba has nearly similar effects, increasing your bodies "micro-circulation-of-bloodvessels" ....

The Nature gives and takes ....

Cheers

15 years ago even a cup to tea used to work me :D ! Nature gives and takes but once it takes, it does not to give it back! :o

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My mind works over time regarding this, so I would have to say "don't need any", but when I drink, wow, no can do :o so at times, I have been known to nibble on a blue one :D:D

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MMM, 15 years ago i could put a string of white pearls on the bed post, nowadays, the mrs calls me dribbledick! :o

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What works for me?

Firstly, this seems to be a natural (not that I am too pleased about it) effect of aging and perhaps reduced health. As someone who had a very strong sex drive, always went for 'seconds' immediately, remained hard after that, and was constantly thinking about sex - well, it's quite a change to have the following symptoms at middle-age...

1. reduced libido (sex drive)

2. EDS (takes time/encouragement to get an erection)

3. EDS (erection not as hard)

4. less intense sexual pleasure once excited (fewer/shorter 'plateaus')

5. reduced intensity/length of orgasm (sometimes even having an orgasm 'fizzle, i.e. ejaculate but without much of an orgasm)

6. less ability to have another orgasm right away

I have concluded the following...

i. accept my being much more fussy about sexual partners. I use the 'sniper' rather than 'shotgun' approach. I'm much more selective.

ii. stop trying to be a sexual athlete. I am no longer 35

iii. enjoy other things life has to offer

I do the following...

a. exercise almost daily

b. endeavor to lose my mid-body 'tire'

c. relax

d. experiment with herbs

As backup I find the following useful...

A. Indian made knockoffs of Viagra (cost effective)

B. a certain commonly regulated herb that I wouldn't use in Thailand (seriously)

I cannot recommend various chemicals and drugs such as purchased from Bangkok pharmacies. Apparently using testosterone redices the body's natural abilities to produce its own. And while several white or purple pills certainly worked to increase intensity of orgasm I felt my heart age ten years every time. I figure if something has been around for hundreds of years and used successfully there is probably some value to it if used properly, and if illegal, very discreetly. I don't trust new fangled inventions.

Finally, remember what Vatsyayana, the author of the Kama Sutra wrote: "The best aphrodisiacs is the love of a beautiful woman". I would add loving and young.

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...and a small amount of alcohol, like 1/2 to one drink, can help. But a lot is counter-productive, and consuming alcohol regularly has too many debilitating effects.

I think it's important to remember that there are various aspects to impotence (why is everyone afraid of that word?) and various causes. But the bottom line is both biological and economic. Our reproductive years are over. Women have their maximum reproductive years (puberty to what, 25?) We do too. We cannot compete with younger men in the same way in the sexual market place. This is the time for wisdom and wealth. If we can enjoy hearty sex consider it a bonus.

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