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This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights whilst not really paying attention.

Anyway the fella who was driving got out. And he was a dwarf!

He said "I'm not happy"

I said "Well, which one are you then?"

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I think I've seen this one somewhere before.... maybe here. :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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I think I've seen this one somewhere before.... maybe here. :o

Sorry Jai Dee been away missed your post.

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