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[OneeyedJohn]

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum ***

5) Small Horse..............................Tai In Po In

6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin N

8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Up

16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah

[eek]

Omg, laughed so hard had my sides hurting!!!

[wpcoe]

Sum Ting Wong Wi Dis Won? (Chai nis dysxlexia? )

5) Small Horse..............................Tai In Po In

Meh Bi: Tai Ni Po Ni ?

[OneeyedJohn]

Thanks I had the same problem, until chang instilled dyslexia settled in

[artao]

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum ***

5) Small Horse..............................Tai In Po In

6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin N

8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Up

16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah

What is it? I am a Chinese, but I can't understand one sentence above.

[thedude]

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum ***

5) Small Horse..............................Tai In Po In

6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin N

8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Up

16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah

What is it? I am a Chinese, but I can't understand one sentence above.

ta men jai kai wan xiao. na shi ying yu, bu shi han yu.

[artao]

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum ***

5) Small Horse..............................Tai In Po In

6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin N

8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Up

16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah

What is it? I am a Chinese, but I can't understand one sentence above.

ta men jai kai wan xiao. na shi ying yu, bu shi han yu.

ke wu! joking on Chinese not good at English?

[suegha]

These jokes are not directed at Chinese people! In fact, they are not really directed at anyone - just done for a laugh!