Zermatt, Switzerland is a long way from Canada, Donny. Climbed in the wrong catering truck, did you? Maybe you have altitude sickness along with whatever is causing your bloating and discoloration and requires an XXXL size Depends, now so visibly protruding from your bloated backside? I know Trump is pretty bad with geography, previously unaware India and China do share a border, a border over which they fought a war over 60 years ago. Trump also thought two nations bordering India were called Nipple and Button. Well, it was reported last week that Trump seems to have a nipple fetish and likes to torture them, so maybe at least that one is a Freudian Slip. I guess he resents females who have them, as according to some FOIA releases of the Epstein Files, Trump prefers girls before those things begin to materialize. I understand the DoJ is far too busy looking into seashells on a beach and making sure a convicted sex trafficker and child rapist gets massages, yoga classes and support pets in her country club prison, to investigate the increasing number of claims of Trump kiddie fiddling. Heck, they don't even have time to obey a court order to release the other 3.5 million pages of the Epstein Files, busy little "B"s that Bondi and Blanche are. Then again, is Trump applying for political asylum in Switzerland, or maybe just checking on his and his family's $billions of ill-gotten gains since Trump 2.0 began?