Exactly, what is the best piece of advice you've received in your life?

One of best words of advice I've received is to be an expert in something to differentiate myself from others.

How about you?

Never eat yellow snow

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

Shut up and listen

"Son, Two wrongs don't make a right! But Three lefts do!"

marrying a girl for sex is like buying a 747 for the in-flight meal.

Ge East young man.

Go East!

Good luck!!

stay below the radar

Try to follow Lord Buddha's teachings...

Don't play with matches -- you could self-immolate.

Don't play with matches -- you could self-immolate.

dont think you are irreplaceable in your job,if you die i'll have to replace you

"You need to just let some things go." Still learning to do that one

You have two ears and one mouth - use them in the same ratio.

City Slickers's one thing..

Curly: Do you know what the secret of life is? Curly: This. [holds up one finger]

Mitch: Your finger?

Curly: One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don't mean shit.

Mitch: But what is the "one thing?"

Curly: [smiles] That's what you have to find out.

Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum (wise men don't piss into the wind)

So much advice over the years.

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

Do unto others, before they do unto you.

If you fail to plan, then plan on failing.

Don't sweat the small stuff (followed by "It's all small stuff")

Sage advice given to me from my late Father:

Many are called but few get up

Never stick your finger where you wouldn’t stick your dick!

Happy days & memories

"If you're not in bed by 10, go back home"

lift the seat up before you go for a p!ss!!

keep your stick on the ice

(hockey stick)

Gravity always wins !

Exactly, what is the best piece of advice you've received in your life?

One of best words of advice I've received is to be an expert in something to differentiate myself from others.

How about you?

1. Never chase after a bus or a woman. If you wait around long enough another one will come along eventually.

2. Don't pay attention to what others say about you. They can't s**t for you and they won't take the blows aimed for you.

3. In the long run there is no long run. Eventually you will die, so don't worry about it. Just take care of today and let tomorrow take care of itself.

Don't sh|t where you eat!

Do not contest a Divorce application...

In training for my job I was told, Be firm but polite, and above all stay calm. Turned out to be real good advise, but sometimes d..... difficult.

"Whatever it is you want, you'll have to work for it, yourself."

This not only means work hard, but to expect that work to get you where you want rather than a miracle (like winning the lottery).

"Always be on time or ahead of time." - Granddad (RIP Granddad )

"Always save some money out of every check even if you don't have much"- Dad

"Sometimes the Universe has a plan for you, do your best, be greatfull for what you have and move on."- Mom

Don't invest in anything that requires food or repairs.

"There's a reason you were given two ear's and only one mouth"

Being that there's far more to gain by Listening than talking!!