antsinmypantsouch Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Exactly, what is the best piece of advice you've received in your life? One of best words of advice I've received is to be an expert in something to differentiate myself from others. How about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAceFace Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Never eat yellow snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbowman1993 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colino Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Shut up and listen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdinasia Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 "Son, Two wrongs don't make a right! But Three lefts do!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibeymai Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 marrying a girl for sex is like buying a 747 for the in-flight meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Ge East young man. Go East! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Snake Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Good luck!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teejay Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 stay below the radar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepe' Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Try to follow Lord Buddha's teachings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Don't play with matches -- you could self-immolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Don't play with matches -- you could self-immolate. dont think you are irreplaceable in your job,if you die i'll have to replace you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November Rain Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 "You need to just let some things go." Still learning to do that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFCarlson Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 You have two ears and one mouth - use them in the same ratio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambling Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 City Slickers's one thing.. Curly: Do you know what the secret of life is? Curly: This. [holds up one finger] Mitch: Your finger? Curly: One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don't mean shit. Mitch: But what is the "one thing?" Curly: [smiles] That's what you have to find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jingjoe Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum (wise men don't piss into the wind) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerryd Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 So much advice over the years. Walk softly and carry a big stick. Do unto others, before they do unto you. If you fail to plan, then plan on failing. Don't sweat the small stuff (followed by "It's all small stuff") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Sage advice given to me from my late Father: Many are called but few get up Never stick your finger where you wouldn’t stick your dick! Happy days & memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilyushin Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 "If you're not in bed by 10, go back home" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptou Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 lift the seat up before you go for a p!ss!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooL_guY_corY Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 keep your stick on the ice (hockey stick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetjock Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Gravity always wins ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA_FARANG Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Exactly, what is the best piece of advice you've received in your life?One of best words of advice I've received is to be an expert in something to differentiate myself from others. How about you? 1. Never chase after a bus or a woman. If you wait around long enough another one will come along eventually. 2. Don't pay attention to what others say about you. They can't s**t for you and they won't take the blows aimed for you. 3. In the long run there is no long run. Eventually you will die, so don't worry about it. Just take care of today and let tomorrow take care of itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCCR6 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Don't sh|t where you eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinrada Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Do not contest a Divorce application... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larvidchr Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 (edited) In training for my job I was told, Be firm but polite, and above all stay calm. Turned out to be real good advise, but sometimes d..... difficult. Edited June 15, 2007 by larvidchr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 "Whatever it is you want, you'll have to work for it, yourself." This not only means work hard, but to expect that work to get you where you want rather than a miracle (like winning the lottery). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebukanezar Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 "Always be on time or ahead of time." - Granddad (RIP Granddad ) "Always save some money out of every check even if you don't have much"- Dad "Sometimes the Universe has a plan for you, do your best, be greatfull for what you have and move on."- Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Don't invest in anything that requires food or repairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulbangkok Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 "There's a reason you were given two ear's and only one mouth" Being that there's far more to gain by Listening than talking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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