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100 villagers pay homage to termite mounds in the shape of breasts


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I sure hope no one tried to suck on 'em, or he'll never want to suck on another pair boobs...Ever...

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1 minute ago, DrPhibes said:

Eh, I seen more heavenly boobs than that on Soi Cowboy and they were worshiped with 100 baht note offereings not leftovers and plant origami.

What 'bout your joss stick...?

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Apart from offerings I'd have to give them a good 'feel-up' .... umm, oops ... I mean ceremonial rubbing to make sure all merit and good luck was embodied.

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Confronted with a rack like that, my joss stick would spontaneously combust.

 

Seriously, though, isn't superstition just a kick ! The best the likely all powerful netherworld can do is produce some giant bolt-ons? The devil you say!

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20 hours ago, webfact said:

One hundred villagers - armed with joss-sticks, flowers and offerings had gathered for a ceremony conducted by a medium.

I remember a termite mound in the back garden, my missus wouldn't let me touch it saying someone lived in it.

She clearly never watched David Attenborough

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I have never and will never understand this obsession with getting lottery numbers from something obscure, OK then you have the numbers then what ? you can't chose your lottery numbers, go around every vendor (or on line) in a vain attempt to find them. 

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35 minutes ago, brianthainess said:

I have never and will never understand this obsession with getting lottery numbers from something obscure, OK then you have the numbers then what ? you can't chose your lottery numbers, go around every vendor (or on line) in a vain attempt to find them. 

On the underground lottery, you can choose any numbers you like.

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