Popular Post webfact Posted June 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2022 Sanook Thai Caption: Mmm...those look familiar! Sanook went to the north east of Thailand after reports that two termite mounds had appeared in a village's holy area to honor grandparents. The mounds were side by side and it was unmistakable what they were. A couple of large lady's breasts topped with pointy nipples. This was clearly a sign from the nether world. One hundred villagers - armed with joss-sticks, flowers and offerings had gathered for a ceremony conducted by a medium. Picture: Sanook This was to divine the lottery numbers for the next draw (July 1st). "It's a miracle", the faithful declared in Moo 13 of Huay Rai sub-district, Lomsak, Phetchabun. The medium intoned an incantation about phlegm, a bottle of booze and a pill - this helped to determine that the numbers would be 672 and 89. The medium started shaking uncontrollably and Janpheng, 57, the owner of the land, started wailing near the breasts. Clearly the spirits that had formed the mammaries had now entered her body, or so it was believed. Janpheng told the press after the ceremony - that apparently put the hair on the back of everyone's neck up - that she saw the mounds a week ago but only realised they were special when the rains came and the nipples formed. She'd already won the lottery recently herself with other numbers. -- © Copyright ASEAN NOW 2022-06-25 - Cigna offers a range of visa-compliant plans that meet the minimum requirement of medical treatment, including COVID-19, up to THB 3m. For more information on all expat health insurance plans click here. Easiest way to own or rent a car in Thailand - click here to find out more! Get your business in front of millions of customers who read ASEAN NOW with an interest in Thailand every month - email [email protected] for more information 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RandiRona Posted June 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2022 9 minutes ago, webfact said: The medium started shaking uncontrollably and Janpheng, 57, the owner of the land, started wailing near the breasts. Well I can’t blame them, Jugs have that effect on mortals!!! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jvs Posted June 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2022 There is your proof!Now you can already see what the use of Cannabis can cause! I am glad i still worship the real thing. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JeffersLos Posted June 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2022 29 minutes ago, webfact said: joss-sticks, flowers and offerings A pearl necklace? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KhunLA Posted June 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2022 Anything I could think of posting .... would be offensive ???? Thankfully, the world is a funny place. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 (edited) I sure hope no one tried to suck on 'em, or he'll never want to suck on another pair boobs...Ever... Edited June 25, 2022 by ezzra 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lucky Bones Posted June 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2022 Gunna put some of these in my front garden. Never have to buy food again. Shades of Monty Python. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVENKEEL Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 I dare anyone to take any of their BS seriously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, webfact said: The medium started shaking uncontrollably I have found myself in that state before. It lasts about 15-20 seconds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excel Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 what a bunch of tits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Triangle Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 <deleted> is the matter with these numpties ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeptic7 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Nice set! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Reposed Posted June 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2022 Never has come before a more appropriate use of..... TIT 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPhibes Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Eh, I seen more heavenly boobs than that on Soi Cowboy and they were worshiped with 100 baht note offereings not leftovers and plant origami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reposed Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 minute ago, DrPhibes said: Eh, I seen more heavenly boobs than that on Soi Cowboy and they were worshiped with 100 baht note offereings not leftovers and plant origami. What 'bout your joss stick...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisY1 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 I would pay homage to breasts that lookalike termite mounds....as long as they don't bite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stoner Posted June 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2022 3 hours ago, EVENKEEL said: I dare anyone to take any of their BS seriously. and to think these people are given drivers licenses and what not. scary. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kotsak Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Homage to David Lynch's Twin Peaks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kotsak Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 36 minutes ago, stoner said: and to think these people are given drivers licenses and what not. scary. and worse... allowed to breed.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropposurfer Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Apart from offerings I'd have to give them a good 'feel-up' .... umm, oops ... I mean ceremonial rubbing to make sure all merit and good luck was embodied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardColeman Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Up in tomorrow's headlines : Dozens of village houses destroyed by termites travelling on worshippers clothes ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker88 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Confronted with a rack like that, my joss stick would spontaneously combust. Seriously, though, isn't superstition just a kick ! The best the likely all powerful netherworld can do is produce some giant bolt-ons? The devil you say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidneyw Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 8 hours ago, webfact said: but only realised they were special when the rains came and the nipples formed. Is this not normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reposed Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Superstitious extremis..... This is far beyond Step on a Crack, or Stir with a Knife..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 20 hours ago, webfact said: This was clearly a sign from the nether world. Or someone "aving a larf"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 20 hours ago, webfact said: One hundred villagers - armed with joss-sticks, flowers and offerings had gathered for a ceremony conducted by a medium. I remember a termite mound in the back garden, my missus wouldn't let me touch it saying someone lived in it. She clearly never watched David Attenborough 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 20 hours ago, JeffersLos said: A pearl necklace? Flying a kite at the festival was not allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RanongCat Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 was invite to Evangelical gathering in USA one time. Same same with people speking silly noise and falling down. An there was about 500 persons ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 I have never and will never understand this obsession with getting lottery numbers from something obscure, OK then you have the numbers then what ? you can't chose your lottery numbers, go around every vendor (or on line) in a vain attempt to find them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 35 minutes ago, brianthainess said: I have never and will never understand this obsession with getting lottery numbers from something obscure, OK then you have the numbers then what ? you can't chose your lottery numbers, go around every vendor (or on line) in a vain attempt to find them. On the underground lottery, you can choose any numbers you like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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