They Say You Should Never

[Ping]

You should post that one in the other thread Pete.

Notice that Alex is not forthcoming. He tantalises us with a tale of many revelations to be made, but then does not make his appearance. What is this game he is playing?

[tijnebijn]

Hide and seek ?

[Zpete]

I spy with my lil eye, sumfin ending with....... ?

[Ping]

I spy with my lil eye, sumfin ending with....... ?

...nervousness. You in that top paddock again, Pete?

[Zpete]

Ping, I was lurking and looking for the unexplained phenomena, the unknown Celestial beasts that Alex may have brought back.

Have you seen any?

[AlexLah]

Dear respected members of this virtual community.

I would like to apologise for my absence on this board as lately there has been a bit of a

situation )A few actually) that needed my immediate attention.

Some of the people here have been hinting that I might know a bit more about "the Bhutto case"

and that I travelled into Pakistan through India.

There is just a litlle bit of clues I can give you but I can assure you that this whole thing is a bit more

complicated then you might think.

If I would tell you that I have been in contact with Baitullah Mehsud and he denies any involment

of El Kweyda. Some kind of involment could be found within

Pakistans elite commando division, called the Special Service Group (SSG).

Last week one of the groups (The Sisters of Sorcha Faal) I have been in contact with and that provided me with

some valuable intelligence that was intercepted a while ago is highly interesting. So I started digging a bit deeper and after

a while I was asking myself Why Patrick Kennedy, Democrat of Rhode Island,

and Senator Arlen Specter, Republican of Pennsylvania, were there, in Pakistan, that very night? (do a Wiki on them)

I am sure they were not doing their Christmass shoppings.

That is all I can say at this moment but you can do a bit of Googling to find out more.

Below one of the few snaps I was able to make while on the job, enjoy!

Oh and by the way, are you guys ready for a much more sinister plot?

[Ping]

Great post Alex - I wonder if the ghost of Mary Jo Kopechnie (sp) was involved?

I take it that this 'situation' to which you refer was trouble with your internet service? (Gremlins in the works, perhaps?)

[AlexLah]

Dear Ping,

I am a bit surprised as to why you find my post so funny.

Do you have some kind of weird taste of humor?

Mentioning Mary Jo Kopechnie and put a laugh smiley in there?

I am trying to get you folks informed by posting messages that can be read between the lines.

As I said I have acces to highly secretive documents as I have shown before.

I cannot tell you the real plan.

Are you ready to recieve?

[Ping]

Are we ready to receive? This doesn't involve any bending over does it?

After all, we are not New Zealand sheep, you know.

[AlexLah]

Dear Ping, it is not that bad you know.

The worst part is that gasping in your neck............

Are we at the end of the page already?

[Ping]

Uh, not quite. Why?

[Ping]

BTW, did someone pay you to use that avatar? Reminds me of those old Get Smart shows on tele, where Kaos is trying to mesmerise people to do all sorts of evil things.

[AlexLah]

Sorry I am too young to know that one will try Youtube tonight.

Urrrrrrrrrrrrrr, about the avator well it is a counter meassure against Zpete's all seeing creepy eye.

How can I get payed for an avator?

[Ping]

Well I think it is a decent couter-measure, but I find that if I stare at it too long get very sleeeeeeeeeeee

[Zpete]

Alex, dear fellow, nice to see you, to see you nice.

Now what nefarious deeds did you perform whilst sneeking around in far flung places.?

Did you meet, Hoo Flung Dung?

I think he has been spying on Aussie farmers chasing sheep around the billabong.

Did you read, "Aussie Poem"?

[Ping]

Yes those pesky jumbucks need to be rounded-up and kept in their paddocks (away from the Kiwi shearers with their wide combs and deep gumboots!)

[AlexLah]

Well, what have I been doing while abroad in very obscure places.

As I said I can give you hints and clues and the rest is up to you....

I already informed you all about the Bhutto case so I wil leave that for now.

Recently I have been supplied with one of those:

And as a result I was able to get this:

What they were discussing na?

Yes I know as I have recorded the whole conversation.

Was it about this:

And as a result:

I already informed you peeps about this:

How we do it, look at this:

I was transported with this:

Ended up here:

With this:

Any questions?

[gampaan]

Very productive mission I see. And to think there was speculation you were just hawking infamous bibles......

Obviously another bonus this month, eh?

Or that must've been the girl with the shoes...?

Edited February 11, 2008 by gampaan

[Zpete]

Well, what have I been doing while abroad in very obscure places.

As I said I can give you hints and clues and the rest is up to you....

I already informed you all about the Bhutto case so I wil leave that for now.

Recently I have been supplied with one of those:

And as a result I was able to get this:

What they were discussing na?

Yes I know as I have recorded the whole conversation.

Was it about this:

And as a result:

I already informed you peeps about this:

How we do it, look at this:

I was transported with this:

Ended up here:

With this:

Any questions?

Now I unnastand.

Alex, admit it.

You have been indoctrinating innocent victims.

You use femme wiles to get cooperation.

Then use your thought police, brainwashing helmet, to extract information.

You darstardly little twerp.

Nobody be safe.

Edited February 11, 2008 by Zpete

[gampaan]

Alex, I need another "fly catcher". Can you "send" one to me ?

I think I could be indoctrinated by her, if she didn't kill me first.

Alex, did you straighten her out or what ??

Edited February 12, 2008 by gampaan

[Ping]

That woman with the shoes - what an awful looking pice of skin she is. Take her off her platforms and she would be even worse. The trollop look.

I take it from all this, Alex, that the idea is to brainwash Iranian children into growing up as vamps who then kill and eat their parents after giving them adequate time in a stockpot. No?

[Zpete]

Ping, ya mention da gal.

On a closer look I see she is wearing fishnet stockings

Ya think ALEX bin selling newer fishing gear to Iraqi wimmin?

[Ping]

Are they allowed to fish? I thought that would be akin to having a job and that it would not be allowed. Oh hang on, you said Iraqi. I think you may be on the wrong side of the border - he was talking about Iranians. Yes I believe that the Ayatollah and his mate Ahmadinejad would frown upon women being engaged in productive commercial pursuits. I'm darn sure Alex wasn't over there flogging celestial bibles too. Maybe that's where he got his hi-tech flies from? The little perishers must zip about - although I believe you can also buy electronic fly swatters, so that should bring them to earth rather quickly. I wonder if the flies have little electronic maggots?

[tijnebijn]

When Iraqi woman don't wash it , it perhaps could smell fishy ....

guess the fly got the blackout near there ... right ?

[gampaan]

That's no woman, it's a MAN baby.....

BTW, red stockings = Chinese Communists , maybe the plot is to turn all Chinese into katoeys.....

Perhaps another evil twist in the master world order?

[Zpete]

Boy, ALEX is gunna have a lot to answer for now.

Guess we hafta wait and see wot next he be trying his brainwash techniques at.

Is there a celestial koran?

Wotcha think?

[gampaan]

Boy, ALEX is gunna have a lot to answer for now.

Guess we hafta wait and see wot next he be trying his brainwash techniques at.

Is there a celestial koran?

Wotcha think?

I think it's time to introduce "The Terrible Turban".

Truly insidious I understand. SSSHhhhh, know what I mean?

[Zpete]

Is The Terrible Turban, married to the Veiled Virgin?

Any virgins in Iran over 5 years of age?

[tijnebijn]

No pete are you one of those ?

[AlexLah]

Well the helmet is a bit of a new device, let me tell you all.

It transfers your feeling and thaughts/thoughts (not sure how to spell) to the other persons (victims) mind while intermixing them.

Very effective, imagine being the victim of torture when the perverted sensations of the torturer are mixed with the fear of the tortured.

It can however be used for pleasure as well, I leave that up to your imagination......

Another fly catcher you said you need, not sure what it is exactly what you mean but by reading between the lines I

assume you wanna have a bit of fun with 'The Shoe Lady'?

By the way her name is: цыпленок and during our time together we discussed some simple equations like:

at/c = Ve/c * ln(MR), or as an alternative:

t (unaccelerated) = c/a * sinh(Ve/c * ln(MR))

d = c**2/a * (cosh(Ve/C * ln(MR)) - 1)

v = c * tanh(Ve/C * ln(MR))

Pretty basic stuff but hey, during your first meeting you normally do not put all cards on the table you never know, right?

Anyway we both went to my bed and the next morning we enjoyed a good breakfast. I asked her about the fishnet stockings and she said

that she just feels more comfie wearing them while being in a hot climate which I totally understood.

After our brekkie I told her that I had to leave as I had other bizz to take care off.

A sudden change in her look and posture happened and before I knew she stood up and in some way managed to grab some kind of device from under her (mini) skirt.

While she was screaming and yelling and pointing the device to me I knew it was really time to leave and so I did, I spare you the details on

how I was able to do that.

I saw you peeps were mentioning the Celestial Bibles well let me tell you something.

These bibles are said (by the Vatican) to be good tools when performing exorcism.

This is all BS. Just a PR stunt. I have two of them and I just use them as toilet paper at times when I ran out of normal paper.

They can also be used to smoke some dope or sniff some coke it is really up to you.

As for my hidden message relating to the cutted cables I think some of you are aware that I posted a new thread where I asked all TV member to

dissconnect from the net. Clue for you, count how many days where in between my call and the actual first report that cables had been cut.

The following coordinates will show you where I have been for a few days you can compare the images with the ones I posted. Happy searching!

Did I leave any questions unanswered?