Your hair smells nice

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close

to a lady standing at the coffee machine,

inhales a big breath of air and tells her that

her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore,

takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel

department and states that she wants to write

a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by

this decision and asks,"What's sexually threatening

about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

As old as the hills!!!