June 28, 200719 yr QUICKIES.... Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend dead. Wife says, "Keep that up and you'll lose ALL your friends." ********** Small Boy writes to Santa Claus, "send me a brother." Santa writes back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER!" ********** Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when your wife is pregnant, Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, Panic is when both are pregnant. ********** Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yea, once my sister said she missed one and my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack & our driver ran away. ********** Woman asks a man traveling with six children if they're all his kids. Man says, "No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints." ********** Son asks his dad the difference between confidence and confidential. His dad says, "you're my son, I'm confident of that. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!" ********** Mother says to her teenage daughter: "It's time we talk about sex. Daughter (excitedly): Sure mom, tell me what you want to know.
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