I went to see my Dr late yesterday .....  

After the examinatination he came out and whispered quitely ....  I'll tell you,    you don't have much time ....

being seriously concerned ,  I said why '  what is it ?

he said .....     bar closes in 20 minutes   !

grrr. ????

How come the doctor was open that late at night ?

Doctors don't often work at 11 40 PM , was it a hospital you were at 

There is a thread running I think it is called "worst joke ever 2022" Ask the mods to move your post there.

1 minute ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

How come the doctor was open that late at night ?

Doctors don't often work at 11 40 PM , was it a hospital you were at 

It was probably a bar where the girls dress up as nurses and he was too plastered to notice.

7 minutes ago, steven100 said:

I went to see my Dr late yesterday .....  

After the examinatination he came out and whispered quitely ....  I'll tell you,    you don't have much time ....

being seriously concerned ,  I said why '  what is it ?

he said .....     bar closes in 20 minutes   !

You had me ????

2 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

It was probably a bar where the girls dress up as nurses and he was too plastered to notice.

yes lets keep the narrative going they were female. don't want him doing anything drastic. 

2 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

It was probably a bar where the girls dress up as nurses and he was too plastered to notice.

yeah that's the bar '     you've been there before I see.

Just now, steven100 said:

yeah that's the bar '     you've been there before I see.

I used to run a factory in the Philippines which made the uniforms for the bars there and adult shops in oz.

4 minutes ago, ripstanley said:

There is a thread running I think it is called "worst joke ever 2022" Ask the mods to move your post there.

will do ....    I thought we could use a laugh with all the bad news we see lately.

2 minutes ago, steven100 said:

yeah that's the bar '     you've been there before I see.

In Pulse again?

 

Just now, Salerno said:

In Pulse again?

huh, My girlfriend told me she was a nurse.

27 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

huh, My girlfriend told me she was a nurse.

My girlfriend is a nurse.

Doctor said, "you don't have much time."
I said, "you got the time?"

Doc said, "you want some time?"

I said, "time is all I have."

Doc said, "no."

"oh"

Then the Doctor said, "Did you really just make up a horrible joke to throw salt in the wounds of people who read the initial joke?"

"yes, is it a bad joke."
"the worst"

"good"

"ok"

 

53 minutes ago, steven100 said:

you don't have much time

????

Mocking is catching!

1 hour ago, steven100 said:

will do ....    I thought we could use a laugh with all the bad news we see lately.

Fair call Steven, some frivolity.

I went to see the same Dr.

He told me I need to get to a hospital now.

I said "a hospital? What is it?"

He said it's a big building with lots of patients, but that wasn't important right now.????????

tell stickman

Last time I was at the doctor's I told him I was turning into a pair of curtains, he said pull yourself together man ..

I went to see a Doctor and he said the me "Mac, I got some bad news for you, you don't have long to live "

  "Oh no" , I said to the doctor " How long do I have left to live ?"

He said "Ten"

I said "What years?

He looked at his watch and said "Nine..............Eight" 

I used the same doctor. Had a few tests run.

He called me up and said "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Gimmee the good news first doc, gimmee the good news.

"You've got 24 hours to live" he tells me.

That's the good news!!?? What could be worse news than that??

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"I forgot to call you yesterday"

On 1/3/2023 at 8:28 PM, ozimoron said:

I used to run a factory in the Philippines which made the uniforms for the bars there and adult shops in oz.

And...?

5 hours ago, NanLaew said:

And...?

Dunno, I forgot where I was going with this, it's been nearly a week.

I asked my brain surgeon of I'd be able to play the piano afterwards. He said yes.

 

I said:

 

"That's funny, I couldn't play it before."

On 1/3/2023 at 8:23 PM, Mac Mickmanus said:

How come the doctor was open that late at night ?

Doctors don't often work at 11 40 PM , was it a hospital you were at 

Perhaps the doctor said it at 1.40pm and the bars close from 2pm to 4pm

On 1/3/2023 at 9:37 PM, Lucky Bones said:

Fair call Steven, some frivolity.

I went to see the same Dr.

He told me I need to get to a hospital now.

I said "a hospital? What is it?"

He said it's a big building with lots of patients, but that wasn't important right now.????????

haha ...  good one Lucky ....     I haven't seen you post lately   ?

On 7/27/2024 at 1:23 PM, steven100 said:

haha ...  good one Lucky ....     I haven't seen you post lately   ?

Hi Steven100,

Correct. I decided to have some time away from the site. Posts were getting fairly "same-same" (including my posts).

 

I saw my doctor the other day.... and a showed him a rash on my bum.

He completely ignored me and kept pushing his shopping trolley down the aisle in Tescos

On 1/3/2023 at 8:23 PM, Mac Mickmanus said:

How come the doctor was open that late at night ?

Doctors don't often work at 11 40 PM , was it a hospital you were at 

Some bars do not serve alcohol between 14:00 and 17:00