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Q: Are you sexually active?

> A: No, I just lie there.

>

> Q: What is your date of birth?

> A: July fifteenth. >

> Q: What year?

> A: Every year.

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> Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

> A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

>

> Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

> A: Yes. >

> Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

> A: I forget. >

> Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

>

> Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

> A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. >

> Q: How long has he lived with you?

> A: Forty-five years.

>

> Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

> A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" >

> Q: And why did that upset you?

> A: My name is Susan.

>

> Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?

> A: We both do.

> Q: Voodoo?

> A: We do.

> Q: You do?

> A: Yes, voodoo.

>

> Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

>

> Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

>

> Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

>

> Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

> A: Yes.

> Q: And what were you doing at that time?

>

> Q: She had three children, right?

> A: Yes.

> Q: How many were boys?

> A: None.

> Q: Were there any girls?

>

> Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

> A: By death.

> Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

>

> Q: Can you describe the individual?

> A: He was about medium height and had a beard. >

> Q: Was this a male, or a female?

>

> Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

> A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

>

> Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

> A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

>

> Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

> A: Oral.

>

> Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

> A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. >

> Q: And Mr.. Dennington was dead at the time?

> A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

>

> Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample

>

> Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

> A: No. >

> Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

> A: No. >

> Q: Did you check for breathing?

> A: No. >

> Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

> A: No. >

> Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

> A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. >

> Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

> A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere

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