Bark?

[Jockstar]

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the

> midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

> "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies

> "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend

> either."

> "Do you have a partner then?"

> "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."

> After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a

> healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that

> the baby is black"

> "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and

> nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man

> was black."

> "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business

> and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must

> also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."

> "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the

> money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else

> could I do?"

> "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business

> and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."

> "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a

> little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."

> At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to

> the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The

> baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,

> "Well thank ###### for that !"

> "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.

> "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling

> that the little bastard was going to bark!"