Dating Apps - Pictures lie but Thais never seem to lie about how much they weigh or their height.

[bignok]

2 hours ago, DudleySquat said:

I'm sorry to not carry your water, but that comment is ridiculous. 

Up to you.

[LaosLover]

I had an apps date with a woman who showed up looking like Jabba the Hut. She started eating directly off of my plate. 

 

Sensing my fading interest, she suggested an, uh, act.

 

All I could think of was the punchline to the classic joke:

 

"Hey, help me find my car and we'll drive out".