Muthu Oh Muthu

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Enjoy some light moments.......at Muthu's expense

*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"

Muthu : "13th October."

Interviewer : "Which year?"

Muthu : "Every year."

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*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....

"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"

Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."

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* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look

like a foreigner?"

Wife: "No! Why?"

Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's

why."

Wife : ?????????

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*MUTHU & TOURIST*

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his

village...

Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."

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*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg

and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's

second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the

third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and

ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said

loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes

deaf."

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*MUTHU & DRIVER*

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the

driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my

wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."

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MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.

Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this,

the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard

"*WASH BASIN* "

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*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*

Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and

it's on fire. How will you escape?"

Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."

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*Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest...*

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????????

Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on

the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!