I am paid to be a performing monkey. This is how I realistically view my job. I feel I am rather good at it. Although, these skills are not really transferable to any other location or occupation.

The fact that 2 consecutive posters have employed the word 'monkey' is purely coincidental.

I am a sorcerer, a master of the magic blue glow that brings pain and death to those that look directly at it, and benefits of great good to those who treat it well.

I was the winner of the Jackpot in Dutch lottery.

Won 5 million Euro, and now here trying to find out how to spend it.....

I was the winner of the Jackpot in Dutch lottery.

Won 5 million Euro, and now here trying to find out how to spend it.....

I can help you spend it if you want.

No Shine ,

Hit Woman ?

Kidd out?

Just Curous (& Bored)

Regards

I'm a hitman - obviously kidding.

What Do U for Work/money

Work a lot for a little

No Shine ,

Hit Woman ?

Kidd out?

Just Curous (& Bored)

Regards

eh?