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5 hours ago, save the frogs said:

 

just a joke.

 

maybe heaven = earth - all the wars, violence, corrupt politics, pollution, etc ... 

 

So... heaven = earth - the human race... got it and agree... lol

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Non-existent after death. If one is so fortunate...makes "heaven" on earth. Live life well and good...enjoy every second possible. Sadly many folks don't have that luxury. 

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Heaven?

 

A fantasy, dipped in hope, covered in superstition.

 

My heaven is right here, right now, because it is all I will ever have. Enjoy it while you last.

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22 hours ago, riclag said:

Young Asian woman performing a 6 hand massage for 2 hours culminating 

with a therapeutic prostate  massage !

 

I don't know if I need six fists up there.  Certainly wouldn't be my definition heaven.

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What a stupid post.

There's No Heaven and No Hell it's a Religions Brainwash at it best.

Religion is something that one pushes on to someone to make someone believe something what doesn't exist.

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1 minute ago, digger70 said:

What a stupid post.

There's No Heaven and No Hell it's a Religions Brainwash at it best.

Religion is something that one pushes on to someone to make someone believe something what doesn't exist.

You are about to get hit with the "Thank God you are wrong" brigade and also from people on my side the "Thank god you are correct" brigade!

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10 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

You are about to get hit with the "Thank God you are wrong" brigade and also from people on my side the "Thank god you are correct" brigade!

I would say thank Fek up to you.

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The best description of heaven is identical to Earth in its current form.  It's even more obvious when we look around into the vast hostile vacuum of space. 

 

Imagine how stupid one must be to even think there might maybe could be a heaven and throw away the time on Earth.

 

Imagine if you traveled for 100 years in all directions and never found another planet that could sustain life.  How about 1 million years in any direction.  And all the time we were living in the heaven we describe.

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No heaven, no hell.

 

"I won't believe in Heaven and Hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world round
The hurt I see helps to compound
That Father, Son and Holy Ghost
Is just somebody's unholy hoax
And if you're up there you'd perceive
That my heart's here upon my sleeve
If there's one thing, I don't believe in

It's you."

 

_ Andy Partridge

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1 hour ago, LikeItHot said:

I don't know if I need six fists up there.  Certainly wouldn't be my definition heaven.

All the prostate massages Ive had never never involved fists!

Its my heaven ,not yours ! Lol

Some like it cold.

Some like it hot, to each their own.

 

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