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Doug Mills Wins Pulitzer Prize For Photo Freezing Bulletâs Path Near Trumpâs Head
Sure it's not the Devil looking up! -
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Doug Mills Wins Pulitzer Prize For Photo Freezing Bulletâs Path Near Trumpâs Head
Yes, he's not a catcher. -
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American Exceptionalism: My Bloody Sphincter!
So here we are then, lads, watchinâ what used to be the big dog of the West, the land of bald eagles, blue jeans, and tosh about freedom, now lookinâ more like an old geezer shoutinâ at puffy clouds. After the war that ended in 1945, America was king of the hill, right? The birth of the Industrial Revolution, the middle class, space exploration, all that jazz. Now itâs just a punchline with nukes, like your drunk uncle who canât even figure out how to scroll through TikTok videos, now tryinâ to DJ with 3 turntables at a wedding, talkinâ over the tunes and pressinâ all the wrong buttons. Mates, then along comes Trump, turninâ the Oval Office into a pound shop circus tent. Blokeâs idea of diplomacy is shoutinâ âFAKE NEWSâ into a mirror and chuckinâ tariffs âround like confetti. You got Yanks with small businesses takinâ it up the wrong âun, while heâs banginâ on about how Chinaâs âdesperateâ for a deal. Desperate? Mate, Chinaâs plantinâ flags on the Moon and launchinâ satellites the size of toasters, while your lotâs still tryinâ to ban books about feelings and arguinâ over who invented soy milk. Some mug at the gym yesterday, all stars and stripes on his singlet and a neck like a tree stump, tells me, âTrumpâs bringinâ back strength. The world respects power, mate.â Power? Bruv, the only thing the world respects right now is noise-cancelling headphones to drown out your lot. America used to build futures. Now itâs buildinâ memes and tryinâ to pass âem off as manifestos. One geezer even tells me, âTrumpâs the last real man on the planet.â I said, âIf thatâs your benchmark, laddie, Iâd hate to see who is in second place.â And now the knock-on effectâs spreadinâ. Canadaâs swung complete center left, Australiaâs gone full tradie nationalism, and all of it traces back to Trump fartinâ populism into the global aircon. Manâs like a political norovirus at the end of a wrecking ball. One sniff of him, and even your nanâs startinâ to blame immigrants for petrol prices. So much for the land of the free. These days, Americaâs just exceptional at makinâ a mess and pretendinâ its art. So go ahead and stick a fork in your bloody pot pies, lads. The American Empireâs not just crumblinâ. Itâs already packed up its dignity and moved in to its mum's basement, again. -
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Community Surprise Raid Uncovers Indian Hotel Party Near Pattaya
and confiscated the bottle of water they were all sharing -
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Report Thailand Eases Alcohol Restrictions on Buddhist Holidays with Exceptions
My local bar on Soi 6 Pratumnak Hill also had a notice of no alcohol sales. The bar manager showed me the letter -
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Why do basement car parks in Bangkok tower blocks always stink to high hell?
Lack of adequate ventilation
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