Mars needs women!: Any girls here up for it?

[GammaGlobulin]

Hello Earthlings on TV:

 

Some here, I know, believe WE Americans never walked on the Moon.

 

But let's forget about American Moon Men.

This Topic has nothing to do with Moon Men.

 

Three days ago, I came across this recent documentary which explains why Mars Needs Women.

 

But, why should Earth share our women with the Mars Men?

 

Still, IF we must, then we must share and share alike.

 

And, in this case, do you know any women here in Thailand you would volunteer for a Mission to Mars, for the purposes of procreation with The Martians?

 

Musk has talked about this very same subject.

Do you think that Musk agrees that we should take suitable females to Mars?

 

On an extended journey to Mars, what kind of woman would you take with you?

 

There is just so much meat in this documentary suitable for discussion on the Forum.

 

Let's all treat this Topic as something serious.

We have entered a new age of interplanetary travel.

 

Reproduction on Mars is now something that we must carefully consider if we are to reach the Dream of Musk.

 

And, what should be the ratio of females to males on Mars in order to promote maximum longevity of our future existence on the Red Planet?

 

I am quite curious about this entire thing....

A new life on Mars for the protection of the Human Race.

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

 

[Crossy]

This is obviously some strange usage of the words "recent" and "documentary" of which I was previously unaware ...

 

[GammaGlobulin]

12 minutes ago, Crossy said:

This is obviously some strange usage of the words "recent" and "documentary" of which I was previously unaware ...

 

 

Yes.

I am most pleased that you found it, too.

Very informative and well-researched, I might add.

Hopefully, this documentary will help the Forum Members stay up to speed on the cutting-edge developments now happening in the field of space travel and procreation in space.

 

 

Edited February 10 by GammaGlobulin

[GammaGlobulin]

Sorry, but I neglected to mention that the documentary in question was recently declassified on YouTube, just four weeks ago.

 

As for me, IF and only IF, I were the right gender, then I would happily volunteer to be taken to Mars.

 

However, I would insist that they provide some sort of transport which would allow me to travel completely alone.

I don't do well when I must interact with Earthlings for an extended period of time, say about five minutes.

 

I know that I would be perfectly fine if they just strapped me in a vehicle, like "Ham in a Can:, for the many-months-long transit to Mars.

 

I guess we all recall Ham in a Can....those of us old enough, these days....

 

This is Me, in the year 2024.

Send me, if you will...and...

Send me NOW, please!

 

Mr. Musk, are you listening out there?

 

RIP, Ham!

 

In the past, some here have called me Ham, too.

But, I don't recall why.

 

 

I could do far better than any ordinary chimp.

 

Even Nim Chimpsky was not as intelligent as I, I think....

 

 

 

[save the frogs]

that chimp's probably better looking than you, gamma.

 

[GammaGlobulin]

3 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

that chimp's probably better looking than you, gamma.

 

 

Only by a hair, or two....

 

Beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder.

 

 

[save the frogs]

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Only by a hair, or two....

 

Beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder.

 

 

 

Nah, often its very objective.

Trim your nose hairs and maybe you got a shot. 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

4 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

that chimp's probably better looking than you, gamma.

 

 

By the way....Mr. Frog....

 

I would say that you are the ONLY poster here with whom I might be willing to share my one-way-space-capsule with on a transit from Earth to Mars.

 

This is saying a LOT, My Friend....

 

 

[save the frogs]

Maybe Martian girls have 3 t*ts!

 

[GammaGlobulin]

7 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

Maybe Martian girls have 3 t*ts!

 

 

Let's go to investigate.

I will be quite busy during the next several months, up until October, 2024.

 

However, November is workable, if you really want to take off to another planet with me.

 

Timothy Leary's not dead.....

Anything you can imagine is doable.

 

Let's go....

Someday, soon!

 

November!

Mark this date on your calendar...

Please!

 

 

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

3 hours ago, save the frogs said:

Trim your nose hairs and maybe you got a shot. 

 

You mean....for me...to be aboard...the next....

 

Mars Shot?