GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 (edited) 'Tis the Season to Listen to Our Noisy Trees, My Friends! How many of you have sat outside listening to your trees, lately? At this time of year, the fruit is falling.... PLOP PLOP PLOP Maybe some of you do not fully appreciate the beauty of this miracle, which signals rebirth, and new prosperity, ahead, for our world. PLOP PLOP PLOP What are the nosiest trees that you enjoy in Thailand? Regards, Gamma Note: The sounds of trees can only be enjoyed in Thailand. In Taiwan, there are no noisy trees. In Pennsylvania, no noisy trees. It's a miracle! Note2: What is your vote for the noisiest tree in Thailand? PLOP PLOP PLOP.... Note3: Note4: Edited March 12 by GammaGlobulin 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Sounds to me like you sat under a coconut tree for a while. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Who do you think you are, Isaac Hunt Newton? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokeus Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 (edited) Sounds like GG was sittin' with his arse cheeks wrapped around the porcelain god, after having consumed a lethal dose of Montezuma's Revenge, and, instead of accepting his fate, he took a solid hit off the bong and then started dreaming that he was under a fruit tree, as the barrage of plop-plop came jettisoning out of his bungholioooo! 🤦🏻♂️🤢🤮 Edited March 12 by Hokeus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 No. Bard is mistaken. Bard thinks that I am describing the Jackfruit Tree. Actually, not. I am thinking of a giant tree with fruit that falls to earth, and goes plop, plop, plop, for about three or four weeks. Anyone know what this noisy tree might be? Bard is not right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Where I live in Australia, the trees are noisy because they lose branches. On average, one tree per year falls over the road. We have winds there, anywhere between 20 and 100 km/hr. It affects putting on exposed greens. Fruit in the orchards usually gets picked before it can fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredwiggy Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 I think you might be hearing rubber trees dropping nuts, and not fruit trees. Hear them every time I step outside for a part of the year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 55 minutes ago, fredwiggy said: I think you might be hearing rubber trees dropping nuts, and not fruit trees. Hear them every time I step outside for a part of the year. No. The fruit is, basically, orange in color, I think. PLOP PLOP PLOP And, on and on, it goes.... PLOP PLOP PLOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 Where the Sun never shines! Never Never Never Shines..... The Sun Never Shines.... Here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etaoin Shrdlu Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Is it the Nariphol tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi3eddie Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Parked under one of these trees at Khao Sok last week. Dropping reddish soft seed/fruit onto the ground and vehicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 2 minutes ago, soi3eddie said: Parked under one of these trees at Khao Sok last week. Dropping reddish soft seed/fruit onto the ground and vehicles. PLOP PLOP PLOP The majesty of Nature. Yes. You guessed the tree. These trees drop fruit, if they are big enough, for several weeks. Majestic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 (edited) Anyone interested in listening to CREAM in 2005 at the Royal Albert Hall.... Should probably buy the DVD, or download from the internet. The YouTube quality is not up to snuff, IMHO..... (Sound Quality is completely different on YT. And, you can't even see the frets on YT.) This is worth paying money for, in fact..... Just sayin'...... Driving in my car Smoking my cigar Edited March 12 by GammaGlobulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickstart Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Gymnopetalum integrifolim (Roxb.) Kurz. I think it is this tree, they one near me, next to the road. which is now red with the fruit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baht Simpson Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Could be a Thai Guava tree. We have a huge one in the garden and it usually starts to shed its fruit this time of year. The fruit is green and hard and could easily brain you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 1 hour ago, Baht Simpson said: Could be a Thai Guava tree. We have a huge one in the garden and it usually starts to shed its fruit this time of year. The fruit is green and hard and could easily brain you. NO. WTF....? That is a FING Farang Tree.....! That is a Sleepy Time Tree....! What a Fing Garbage Comment you have posted! Don't you know....ANYTHING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR, you are not from the UK....maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 1 hour ago, kickstart said: Gymnopetalum integrifolim (Roxb.) Kurz. I think it is this tree, they one near me, next to the road. which is now red with the fruit? Have you never seen a Banyan tree in your life? What's WRONG with you, Man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 The tree of life—world’s largest living single-tree canopy is in Andhra Pradesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 (edited) ON A TUESDAY.....Like today......... GREATEST CREAM..... We are going wrong.... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are going wrong..... Cream got it right, years ago....... ANY GIVEN TUESDAY.... Like today.... Always the same..... We are going wrong......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JACK BRUCE: Truly Amazing. We are going wrong. He was right...... Jack was full of Wisdom. Edited March 12 by GammaGlobulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer90210 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 At first it sounded like me poop in the mornings, doing plop-plop on a good morning glory day 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 2 minutes ago, observer90210 said: At first it sounded like me poop in the mornings, doing plop-plop on a good morning glory day 😁 When a very large tree begins to drop fruit, it puts your morning poops to shame. The sound is magnificent. Plop Plop Plop For weeks on end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer90210 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 7 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: When a very large tree begins to drop fruit, it puts your morning poops to shame. The sound is magnificent. Plop Plop Plop For weeks on end. Nature ruleZ !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 (edited) 31 minutes ago, observer90210 said: Nature ruleZ !! There MUST BE Dozens of people on this Farang Pub who have had First-year Calculus.....! Edited March 12 by GammaGlobulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baht Simpson Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said: NO. WTF....? That is a FING Farang Tree.....! That is a Sleepy Time Tree....! What a Fing Garbage Comment you have posted! Don't you know....ANYTHING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR, you are not from the UK....maybe? Sounds like one has brained you. Quit the drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 6 minutes ago, Baht Simpson said: Sounds like one has brained you. Quit the drugs. My frontal lobe is still OK, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jippytum Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 What a load of drivel. Please 'plop off' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETERTHEEATER Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 21 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: 'Tis the Season to Listen to Our Noisy Trees, My Friends! How many of you have sat outside listening to your trees, lately? At this time of year, the fruit is falling.... PLOP PLOP PLOP Maybe some of you do not fully appreciate the beauty of this miracle, which signals rebirth, and new prosperity, ahead, for our world. PLOP PLOP PLOP What are the nosiest trees that you enjoy in Thailand? Regards, Gamma Note: The sounds of trees can only be enjoyed in Thailand. In Taiwan, there are no noisy trees. In Pennsylvania, no noisy trees. It's a miracle! Note2: What is your vote for the noisiest tree in Thailand? PLOP PLOP PLOP.... Note3: Note4: You need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeworld Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Hopefully there will be no Thai cops around who could mistake the plop sound of the fruit dropping as silenced gunfire and then start shooting everywhere as happened in the USA recently. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/video-shows-florida-deputy-repeatedly-shoot-man-thinking-falling-acorn-rcna138829 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger70 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 23 hours ago, fredwiggy said: I think you might be hearing rubber trees dropping nuts, and not fruit trees. Hear them every time I step outside for a part of the year. Yea , get them on the Roof , hell off a noise sometimes ,the neighbours got a couple big trees next to our place ,when it heats up during the day they Shoot there Seeds they are real projectiles and fly a fair way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlclark97 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Could it be a CATON (not sure of spelling) tree? Had a very large one in my yard some years back. When ready, 100's of CATON would fall every night. They often broke open from the fall and by early morning would be covered by red ants. Very messy and a daily chore to clean them up and dispose of the fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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