Popular Post bob smith Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 (edited) I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand. Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply.. Anyway As soon as i walked through the door i couldn't believe my eyes! The place was dripping with victorias secret model types. White skin, amazing bodies, most speak very good English. Why oh why have i been wasting my life in bars filled with tattooed prozzies when i could have been mixing it with the creme de la creme instead.. Mrs smith is going to have to up her game now that i have seen the REAL talent that is on offer in this country - bob smith may just be on the lookout for a new bird! bob. Edited March 25 by bob smith 3 7 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Nemises Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 Pics or it didn’t happen. 2 2 1 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post FritsSikkink Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 What do you think is very expensive? You can look for a new bird but will they be interested in you. 2 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Trippy Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 4 minutes ago, Nemises said: Pics or it didn’t happen. I second that motion 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dmaxdan Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 Exactly what sort of workout did you have in mind when you joined? Because it might be more of a walk out than a workout once they get to know you. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MrPancake Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 13 minutes ago, bob smith said: Anyway As soon as i walked through the door i couldn't believe my eyes! And they probably couldn't believe theirs 😄 1 1 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scubascuba3 Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 Problem with gyms is people don't talk much, lots of cavemen about, best avoided 3 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted March 25 Author Share Posted March 25 8 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said: Problem with gyms is people don't talk much Suits me. I only talk to women. I give the cavemen a very wide birth. bob. 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hokeus Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 bob, smacked out of his mind again, needle still stuck in his arm, watching richard simmons reruns, thinking he was at gym. 🤦🏻♂️ 1 1 1 1 15 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SAFETY FIRST Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 (edited) 27 minutes ago, bob smith said: have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand I saw you in Tony's outdoor gym 3rd road, looking good 👍 I see you have a new mankini. Make sure you don't mingle, once you start your story telling you'll bore them to tears. Edited March 25 by SAFETY FIRST 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hokeus Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 1 minute ago, bob smith said: Suits me. I only talk to women. I give the cavemen a very wide birth. bob. Next thing bob gets his gym membership revoked for wearing inappropriate attire and trying to get on the hip abductor machine with a woman still on it. Next thing he speaks Thai and they call the police. 1 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Korat Kiwi Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 7 minutes ago, bob smith said: Suits me. I only talk to women. I give the cavemen a very wide birth. bob. Bob, the word is berth.... 2 1 10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reefsurfah Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Nah, they are all hanging out in my bedroom 🤣 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPancake Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 34 minutes ago, bob smith said: The place was dripping with victorias secret model types. Yo, bob ! Sharing is loving so post some pics, bro. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post richard_smith237 Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 11 minutes ago, bob smith said: I give the cavemen a very wide birth. The irony there Bob... given your socio-phonetics... You are in fact one of the 'cavemen' you so wish to avoid !!!! 1 3 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Have you tried a Sauna... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 37 minutes ago, bob smith said: Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply.. The obvious juxtaposition here cannot be understated..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mokwit Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 50 minutes ago, bob smith said: I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand. Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply.. Anyway As soon as i walked through the door i couldn't believe my eyes! The place was dripping with victorias secret model types. White skin, amazing bodies, most speak very good English. Why oh why have i been wasting my life in bars filled with tattooed prozzies when i could have been mixing it with the creme de la creme instead.. Mrs smith is going to have to up her game now that i have seen the REAL talent that is on offer in this country - bob smith may just be on the lookout for a new bird! bob. Yeah, but will they be interested in you? HiSo women have exacting term sheets. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Etaoin Shrdlu Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 Gym = bar Exercise = twelve-ounce curls 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bob smith Posted March 25 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 25 Just now, mokwit said: Yeah, but will they be interested in you? HiSo women have exacting term sheets. Don't worry mate, I tick ALL the boxes! bob. 1 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ABCDBKK Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 44 minutes ago, bob smith said: I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand. They allow serial pedos in those places? 45 minutes ago, bob smith said: Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply.. Ok, so you being able to join, with only money coming from a state pension, is clearly a hoax. 45 minutes ago, bob smith said: White skin, amazing bodies, most speak very good English. Right, so you are back in the UK now. If English speaking, white-skinned, trannies is your thing, why did you ever leave Lancashire? 45 minutes ago, bob smith said: Why oh why have i been wasting my life in bars filled with tattooed prozzies Water seeks its own level innit. 45 minutes ago, bob smith said: Mrs smith is going to have to up her game now Her tossing you out, whilst keeping the house, the car, the banks accounts, and everything else you have, would really be upping her game. It's all registered in her name already innit. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ABCDBKK Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 1 minute ago, bob smith said: Don't worry mate, I tick ALL the boxes! bob. You might try and lick all the boxes, but it is only going to get you arrested. 1 1 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCDBKK Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 1 hour ago, bob smith said: I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand. Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply.. Anyway As soon as i walked through the door i couldn't believe my eyes! The place was dripping with victorias secret model types. White skin, amazing bodies, most speak very good English. Why oh why have i been wasting my life in bars filled with tattooed prozzies when i could have been mixing it with the creme de la creme instead.. Mrs smith is going to have to up her game now that i have seen the REAL talent that is on offer in this country - bob smith may just be on the lookout for a new bird! bob. What about Benzos as your alcohol replacement therapy? Have you already abandoned that project for today? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dolf Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 Another troll. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ralf001 Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 56 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said: What do you think is very expensive? You can look for a new bird but will they be interested in you. He will dribble out hello in Thai and they will tell him to feck right off. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HugoFastor Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 As soon as Dolf and Transam show up it's time to leave. All the wit and humor disappears and it turns into a pure pissing match between 3 five-year olds calling each other silly names. 2 4 1 1 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nauseus Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 37 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said: Bob, the word is berth.... Big caveman...big birth. 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolf Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 2 minutes ago, HugoFastor said: As soon as Dolf and Transam show up it's time to leave. All the wit and humor disappears and it turns into a pure pissing match between 3 five-year olds calling each other silly names. Wow. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post roo860 Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 42 minutes ago, reefsurfah said: Nah, they are all hanging out in my bedroom 🤣 Ladyboys 'hanging out'? You should tuck their bits back in.🤭🤭 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HugoFastor Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 3 minutes ago, Dolf said: Wow. I'll eat my words if am wrong, but let's see how long you and TA can go before you start shooting abrasive one liners at bob and each other. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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