Naam Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!" do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roietjimmy Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage? Did she make your lunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff1 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 (edited) when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage? It's over, deal with it! Edited July 24, 2007 by Jeff1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage? Did she make your lunch? no, we have a housemaid who cooks and who has nice (.)(.) and a nice (_!_), unfortunately the maid is married to our gardener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamSquare123 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 u stole this from mr and mrs smith... sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage? It's over, deal with it! you mean i should divorce her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farang prince Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage? Dr. Naam, it is only important if you want to have sex with your wife and she says "reach out and get it yourself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 u stole this from mr and mrs smith... i am a German. we Germans invade, kill, rob, get drunk and rape. BUT WE DO NOT STEAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage? Dr. Naam, it is only important if you want to have sex with your wife and she says "reach out and get it yourself." a real good one Prince! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!" Why didn't you just "Shakeher" a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiang mai Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 (edited) u stole this from mr and mrs smith... i am a German. we Germans invade, kill, rob, get drunk and rape. BUT WE DO NOT STEAL! Edited July 24, 2007 by chiang mai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Did you say please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roietjimmy Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage? Did she make your lunch? no, we have a housemaid who cooks and who has nice (.)(.) and a nice (_!_), unfortunately the maid is married to our gardener. Yep, fading to black. It always starts with the salt and moves rapidly to "cut your own toenails". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 lazy git!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaoPo Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"1.do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage? Did she make your lunch? no, we have a housemaid who cooks and who has nice (.)(.) and a nice (_!_), 2. unfortunately the maid is married to our gardener. 1. Yes; such an answer from your wife is not polite 2. send the gardener on a 12 months' round-the-world trip and hope he doesn't come back LaoPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.s Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 seems you have been looking for ideas in the cliche thread. cheeky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 Did you say please? after being married for 28 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptou Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 maybe she was piss$d off because you were already on yer 2nd bottle of sherry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 maybe she was piss$d off because you were already on yer 2nd bottle of sherry? second bottle no can do mate! my Old Lady runs a tight ship in that respect and i am grateful that she watches out that i'm not overdoing it (as i did last year when our home was under construction). but then it was not Sherry but Vodka, Gin and you name it after spending a few hours on the construction site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November Rain Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Salt's bad for you, Dr Naam. Surely you know that. Your beloved wife is only thinking of your health. She figures maybe you won't reach for it - better for you. But even if you do reach for it, at least you're getting some exercise into your daily routine. What a wise & caring lady! :D And as for those of you that recommended the maid - I'm shocked & appalled!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Did you say please? after being married for 28 years? 28 years and she should pass the salt already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaoPo Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 And as for those of you that recommended the maid - I'm shocked & appalled!!! The good Dr. started it himself, mentioning her.... We would never have known if he didn't mention the attractiveness of his maid with his sensually made-up 'Emoticons'... He played the ball and we kicked it back. It's just fun NR, don't feel shocked & appalled. If someone is starting a topic about 'handing the salt or not'...well, what can you expect ? LaoPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November Rain Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 LaoPo, I'm shocked & appalled at his emoticons, too! Who knew you could do that with punctuation points & parentheses??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevemcqueen Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Dr. Naam How close was the salt to you???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptou Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 yes,maybe shes trying to move you off the salt,& onto the msg. the maid.................when in rome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Dr. NaamHow close was the salt to you???????? Ah that's irrelevant Steve. I'm fairly sure Mrs Naam has smaller feet than Dr Naam, so she can get much closer to the salt than he can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Dr Worf, surprised to see such a thread title from your good self, but upon reading the posts, I'd say perhaps your memory is fading: Has she reached menopause yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainman Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage? you're asking the wrong questions. its could you please pass me the new 1 baht gold chain I bought this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff1 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage? It's over, deal with it! you mean i should divorce her? Thats exactly what I mean! After 28 years of marrage you should have your meal tenderly salted to perfection and never even need salt on the table to put you through such a horrid ordeal. I would keep an eye on the gardener, if I were you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 `` 555555 Those pesky gardeners! It ain't Chownah, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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