when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage?

when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage?

Did she make your lunch?

when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage?

It's over, deal with it!

Edited July 24, 200718 yr by Jeff1

when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage?

Did she make your lunch?

no, we have a housemaid who cooks and who has nice (.)(.) and a nice (_!_), unfortunately the maid is married to our gardener.

u stole this from mr and mrs smith...

sad

when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage?

It's over, deal with it!

you mean i should divorce her?

when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage?

Dr. Naam, it is only important if you want to have sex with your wife and she says "reach out and get it yourself."

u stole this from mr and mrs smith...

i am a German. we Germans invade, kill, rob, get drunk and rape. BUT WE DO NOT STEAL!

when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage?

Dr. Naam, it is only important if you want to have sex with your wife and she says "reach out and get it yourself."

a real good one Prince!

when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

Why didn't you just "Shakeher" a little

u stole this from mr and mrs smith...

i am a German. we Germans invade, kill, rob, get drunk and rape. BUT WE DO NOT STEAL!

Edited July 24, 200718 yr by chiang mai

Did you say please?

when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage?

Did she make your lunch?

no, we have a housemaid who cooks and who has nice (.)(.) and a nice (_!_), unfortunately the maid is married to our gardener.

Yep, fading to black. It always starts with the salt and moves rapidly to "cut your own toenails".

lazy git!!!

when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

1.do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage?

Did she make your lunch?

no, we have a housemaid who cooks and who has nice (.)(.) and a nice (_!_), 2. unfortunately the maid is married to our gardener.

1. Yes; such an answer from your wife is not polite

2. send the gardener on a 12 months' round-the-world trip and hope he doesn't come back

LaoPo

seems you have been looking for ideas in the cliche thread.

cheeky

Did you say please?

after being married for 28 years?

maybe she was piss$d off because you were already on yer 2nd bottle of sherry?

maybe she was piss$d off because you were already on yer 2nd bottle of sherry?

second bottle no can do mate! my Old Lady runs a tight ship in that respect and i am grateful that she watches out that i'm not overdoing it (as i did last year when our home was under construction). but then it was not Sherry but Vodka, Gin and you name it after spending a few hours on the construction site.

Salt's bad for you, Dr Naam. Surely you know that. Your beloved wife is only thinking of your health. She figures maybe you won't reach for it - better for you. But even if you do reach for it, at least you're getting some exercise into your daily routine. What a wise & caring lady! :D

And as for those of you that recommended the maid - I'm shocked & appalled!!!

Did you say please?

after being married for 28 years?

28 years and she should pass the salt already?

And as for those of you that recommended the maid - I'm shocked & appalled!!!

The good Dr. started it himself, mentioning her....

We would never have known if he didn't mention the attractiveness of his maid with his sensually made-up 'Emoticons'...

He played the ball and we kicked it back.

It's just fun NR, don't feel shocked & appalled.

If someone is starting a topic about 'handing the salt or not'...well, what can you expect ?

LaoPo

LaoPo, I'm shocked & appalled at his emoticons, too! Who knew you could do that with punctuation points & parentheses???

Dr. Naam

How close was the salt to you????????

yes,maybe shes trying to move you off the salt,& onto the msg.

the maid.................when in rome.

Dr. Naam

How close was the salt to you????????

Ah that's irrelevant Steve. I'm fairly sure Mrs Naam has smaller feet than Dr Naam, so she can get much closer to the salt than he can

Dr Worf, surprised to see such a thread title from your good self, but upon reading the posts, I'd say perhaps your memory is fading:

Has she reached menopause yet?

when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage?

you're asking the wrong questions. its could you please pass me the new 1 baht gold chain I bought this morning?

when we had lunch today i asked her to pass the salt. she replied "reach out and get it yourself!"

do you think her love for me has faded after nearly 28 years of marriage?

It's over, deal with it!

you mean i should divorce her?

Thats exactly what I mean! After 28 years of marrage you should have your meal tenderly salted to perfection and never even need salt on the table to put you through such a horrid ordeal.

I would keep an eye on the gardener, if I were you

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