AltumAngel Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 A TO Z OF EX-BOYFRIENDS A is for ######, you know, that word I shout at him as I drive by. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I can't think of two better losers to get off the streets. C is for Call ya later. He won't. He never has before. C is also for competing. "I feel worse than you do, you can shovel the walk." D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained? E is for eating like a pig. God, does he always have to know what the bottom of the bowl looks like? F is for foreplay. Yes, I know he doesn't know what it is, that's why it's on the list. F is for forgetting my birthday, you jerk. G is for Guys. Who he was supposedly out with, and also who wears perfume like mine. H is for Horny. He always is, except when I am. I stands for ignorant, slobbering jerk. J stands for jerk off. Yes, that's what he can do tonight, because I won't do it for him. K stands for kiss, something he can't do without slobbering down his tongue and on my face. L is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists somewhere in fantasy land. M stands for Mephistophiles. That is who he imitates. N stands for No, a word he never seems to understand. O is for "Oh, was it your birthday last week?" P is for pee, what he does out in public in the front yard because he forgot when he walked past the bathroom. Q is for quote, "My birthday is next Thursday," unquote. (See F and O) R is for reminding, because I have to remind him of all holidays, birthdays and anniversaries. S stands for stood up. Something he thinks I will forget about. S is also or sex. Something he won't get later because I remember the previous S. T is for torture. Where do I start? U is for Understatement. Saying you hate that ****ing ###### is an understatement. V is for vermin--most of his family. W stands for whine, need I say more. X is for ex, the one he never shuts up about. Y stands for younger, and wishing he was. Z (I know where z is) Z stands for zip, that's what I got from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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