Popular Post bob smith Posted June 7 Popular Post Share Posted June 7 (edited) 3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home.. last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry. tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it. I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up. we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!! what's that all about? tom wasn't pleased. he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet. poor lad. whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal?? she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card! it's getting to be beyond a joke now. I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!! it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game. I've had it up to here!!! bob. Edited June 7 by bob smith 2 5 1 18 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted June 7 Popular Post Share Posted June 7 "Mrs. Smith is really starting to get on my nerves!" Could it be that Mr. Smith has got on Mrs. Smith's nerves? Watch out, she must be thinking of a younger model too. 4 1 12 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stoner Posted June 7 Popular Post Share Posted June 7 maybe she is trying to tell you something bob. 3 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Just now, stoner said: maybe she is trying to tell you something bob. by using my credit card do you mean? bob. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 1 minute ago, ravip said: Watch out, she must be thinking of a younger model too. OK, she's knows where the door is!! bob. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post worgeordie Posted June 7 Popular Post Share Posted June 7 Your starting to get on mine ...Bob , regards Worgeordie 4 1 2 2 9 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 2 minutes ago, bob smith said: by using my credit card do you mean? bob. yep. she picking me up some dope shirts. before you say it. she's a younger model than mine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Just now, stoner said: she picking me up some dope shirts. you mean the ones with ganja leaves on them? bob. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Imagine that 😛 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bob smith Posted June 7 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 7 4 minutes ago, worgeordie said: Your starting to get on mine ...Bob , regards Worgeordie That's good to hear! Bob. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 1 minute ago, bob smith said: you mean the ones with ganja leaves on them? bob. 3 different styles of them. maybe you need to do something else to show her you still love her.....if you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ChumpChange Posted June 7 Popular Post Share Posted June 7 I only see 2 options. Up her monthly stipend or chat to her Thai husband and let him know that if she doesn't get in line fast then his booze money will greatly suffer. bob, I'm really surprised, you of all people should know that when it comes to these trannies you gots to treat them mean to keep them keen. go on, get on top of it, show she whose the boss! 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bob smith Posted June 7 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 7 1 minute ago, stoner said: 3 different styles of them. maybe you need to do something else to show her you still love her.....if you do. I'm thinking about binning her to be honest. Life's too short.. Bob. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumpChange Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 1 minute ago, bob smith said: I'm thinking about binning her to be honest. Life's too short.. Bob. atta boy. dump her and her ungrateful husband already ffs. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVENKEEL Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 22 minutes ago, bob smith said: 3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home.. last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry. tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it. I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up. we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!! what's that all about? tom wasn't pleased. he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet. poor lad. whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal?? she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card! it's getting to be beyond a joke now. I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!! it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game. I've had it up to here!!! bob. I faintly recall you calling the ole lady a hard worker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ChumpChange Posted June 7 Popular Post Share Posted June 7 Just now, EVENKEEL said: I faintly recall you calling the ole lady a hard worker. That was a when she still danced in the go-go. 2 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 1 minute ago, EVENKEEL said: I faintly recall you calling the ole lady a hard worker. The last 3 night she hasn't been!! I think I need to crack the whip. Bob. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Just now, ChumpChange said: That was a when she still danced in the go-go. She's never worked in a bar. She's too clever for that. But recently she's getting to clever for her own good.! Bob. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumpChange Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 1 minute ago, bob smith said: I think I need to crack the whip. Bob. That would only delay the inevitable. She's gotta go now and without any severance pay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OneMoreFarang Posted June 7 Popular Post Share Posted June 7 That's really a sad story. I feel sorry for her, having such a pathetic husband. I hope she makes lots of money with that job. It must be difficult. 1 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumpChange Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 2 minutes ago, bob smith said: She's never worked in a bar. Now it's clearer why she's no good under the hood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bob smith Posted June 7 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 7 (edited) I think I've just figured out a way to get her back.. I know the mall opens at 10, they've gone for coffee first.. so at 10:01 I'm gonna lock my credit card from my app and await her call. then play dumb as long as I can.. should be fun 😄 bob. Edited June 7 by bob smith 2 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ChumpChange Posted June 7 Popular Post Share Posted June 7 30 minutes ago, bob smith said: she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card! I wouldn't worry. After one meal at MK it will be maxed out anyway. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumpChange Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 2 minutes ago, bob smith said: I think I've just figured out a way to get her back.. I know the mall opens at 10, they've gone for coffee first.. so at 10:01 I'm gonna lock my credit card from my app and await her call. then play dumb as long as I can.. should be fun 😄 bob. First smart idea you've had. Not sure how you came up with that all on your own though. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquorice Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 2 minutes ago, bob smith said: so at 10:01 I'm gonna lock my credit card from my app and await her call. then play dumb as long as I can.. Playing banker, or *anker! Your a misogonist Bob. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BritManToo Posted June 7 Popular Post Share Posted June 7 Can't understand a guy that can't cook something for himself, bacon, eggs and fried bread takes about 10 minutes. Failing that ham and cheese toasties from 7-11. 3 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumpChange Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 33 minutes ago, bob smith said: it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game. Careful what you wish for. Maybe staying with the old bat is for the best. The devil you know innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 2 minutes ago, Liquorice said: Your a misogonist Bob. Thanks! bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 35 minutes ago, bob smith said: I've had it up to here!!! Where is here exactly ? Could be anywhere between ankles and neck . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 (edited) 2 minutes ago, ChumpChange said: Maybe staying with the old bat is for the best maybe. only time will tell I guess. let's see how she reacts when she can't use my card to pay for her perfume later... bob. Edited June 7 by bob smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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