Mrs. Smith is really starting to get on my nerves!

[bob smith]

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

[ravip]

"Mrs. Smith is really starting to get on my nerves!"

 

Could it be that Mr. Smith has got on Mrs. Smith's nerves?

Watch out, she must be thinking of a younger model too.

[stoner]

maybe she is trying to tell you something bob. 

[bob smith]

Just now, stoner said:

maybe she is trying to tell you something bob. 

by using my credit card do you mean?

 

bob.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, ravip said:

Watch out, she must be thinking of a younger model too.

OK, she's knows where the door is!!

 

bob.

[worgeordie]

Your starting to get on mine ...Bob , 

 

regards Worgeordie

[stoner]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

by using my credit card do you mean?

 

bob.

 

yep. she picking me up some dope shirts. before you say it. she's a younger model than mine. 

[bob smith]

Just now, stoner said:

she picking me up some dope shirts.

you mean the ones with ganja leaves on them?

 

bob.

[pgrahmm]

Imagine that 😛

[bob smith]

4 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Your starting to get on mine ...Bob , 

 

regards Worgeordie

That's good to hear! 

 

Bob. 

[stoner]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

you mean the ones with ganja leaves on them?

 

bob.

 

3 different styles of them. maybe you need to do something else to show her you still love her.....if you do. 

[ChumpChange]

I only see 2 options. Up her monthly stipend or chat to her Thai husband and let him know that if she doesn't get in line fast then his booze money will greatly suffer. 
 

bob, I'm really surprised, you of all people should know that when it comes to these trannies you gots to treat them mean to keep them keen. go on, get on top of it, show she whose the boss!

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, stoner said:

 

3 different styles of them. maybe you need to do something else to show her you still love her.....if you do. 

I'm thinking about binning her to be honest. 

 

Life's too short.. 

 

Bob. 

[ChumpChange]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

I'm thinking about binning her to be honest. 

 

Life's too short.. 

 

Bob. 

atta boy. dump her and her ungrateful husband already ffs. 

[EVENKEEL]

22 minutes ago, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

I faintly recall you calling the ole lady a hard worker.

[ChumpChange]

Just now, EVENKEEL said:

I faintly recall you calling the ole lady a hard worker.

That was a when she still danced in the go-go. 

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, EVENKEEL said:

I faintly recall you calling the ole lady a hard worker.

The last 3 night she hasn't been!! 

 

I think I need to crack the whip. 

 

Bob. 

[bob smith]

Just now, ChumpChange said:

That was a when she still danced in the go-go. 

She's never worked in a bar. 

 

She's too clever for that. But recently she's getting to clever for her own good.! 

 

Bob. 

[ChumpChange]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

I think I need to crack the whip. 

 

Bob. 

That would only delay the inevitable. She's gotta go now and without any severance pay. 

[OneMoreFarang]

That's really a sad story. 

I feel sorry for her, having such a pathetic husband.

I hope she makes lots of money with that job. It must be difficult.

[ChumpChange]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

She's never worked in a bar. 

Now it's clearer why she's no good under the hood. 

[bob smith]

I think I've just figured out a way to get her back..

 

I know the mall opens at 10,

they've gone for coffee first..

 

so at 10:01 I'm gonna lock my credit card from my app and await her call.

then play dumb as long as I can..

 

should be fun 😄 

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

30 minutes ago, bob smith said:

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

I wouldn't worry. After one meal at MK it will be maxed out anyway. 

[ChumpChange]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I think I've just figured out a way to get her back..

 

I know the mall opens at 10,

they've gone for coffee first..

 

so at 10:01 I'm gonna lock my credit card from my app and await her call.

then play dumb as long as I can..

 

should be fun 😄 

 

bob.

First smart idea you've had. Not sure how you came up with that all on your own though. 

[Liquorice]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

so at 10:01 I'm gonna lock my credit card from my app and await her call.

then play dumb as long as I can..

Playing banker, or *anker!

 

Your a misogonist Bob.

[BritManToo]

Can't understand a guy that can't cook something for himself, bacon, eggs and fried bread takes about 10 minutes. Failing that ham and cheese toasties from 7-11.

[ChumpChange]

33 minutes ago, bob smith said:

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

Careful what you wish for. Maybe staying with the old bat is for the best. The devil you know innit. 

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Liquorice said:

Your a misogonist Bob.

Thanks!

 

bob.

[Denim]

35 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I've had it up to here!!!

 

Where is here exactly ? Could be anywhere between ankles and neck .

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

Maybe staying with the old bat is for the best

maybe.

 

only time will tell I guess.

let's see how she reacts when she can't use my card to pay for her perfume later...

 

bob.