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Even Chimps are faster at Puzzle Solving than Old Guys on TV: Known Fact!

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Hi Folks,

 

When I was young, at university, I first realized that Chimps are Far Faster at Puzzle Solving than Humans.

 

Don't believe me?

 

Then watch this!

 

 

 

You know, guys, it's amazing the knowledge we retain from our university years, and this tidbit has always stayed with me.

 

I studied at a university heavily invested in behavioral sciences, and experimental psychology.

 

Maybe this is why I am as different from you,....

As I am.

 

Some of you have asked why I am strange.

 

Now, maybe, this might provide a clue.

 

What say you?

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

NOTE:  Cary Grant and Ginger Rogers, and Monroe.....!  What could be nicer?

 

Maybe you might enjoy this, just one more time, before you kick-off......?

 

 

 

Great Film for almost any chimp......

 

 

 

  • Author

Sorry, but I would like to just add one thing:

 

The INTERPRETATION of why chimps do better at this task, like Tic Tac Toe is NOT memory related.

 

Basically, the superior performance of chimps at these types of tasks is due to....

 

REACTION TIME.

 

Probably superior visual recognition and reaction performance.

 

So....

I am just saying, that the explanation in these videos is BOGUS.

 

The REACTION and recognition of symbols is far quicker in Chimps.

 

This is only MY interpretation.

 

I am sure I am correct, as usual, having grown up in a lab at the University of Pennsylvania.

 

Note: But, I am also not discounting superior short-term memory of symbols which the chimps are reacting to.

 

Chimps evolved differently than humans, after all.

 

 

 

 

 

  • Author

BUT....

 

Can a simple chimp comprehend simple but priceless humor such as this?

 

Tall girl.

Short man.

Shorter mic.

 

I guess not.

 

Leave it to the humans, for this.....!

 

 

Uriah Heep, she is not.

 

image.png.93aeca32863e81b498e2c70ad5e01c2b.png

 

She is taller.

 

How tall?

Seven Feet, maybe....

 

 

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Don't believe me?

 

no.....

 

 

  • Author
6 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

no.....

 

 

 

If you have two buckets that each hold five gallons....

 

And five buckets that each hold two gallons....

 

And one large bucket that holds four gallons....

 

Then.....

 

How long could you live on the Mohave Desert, without water replenishment from outside sources?

 

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2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

How long could you live on the Mohave Desert, without water replenishment from outside sources?

 

take me to your leader. 

 

 

  • Author
1 minute ago, stoner said:

 

take me to your leader. 

 

 

 

Wow, Man....

 

I am beginning to think that you....are....

 

What we once called.....

 

A real stoner....

 

Although, I don't think you will ever be able to compete with Dennis Hopper....

No matter how hard you try.

 

Hopper was far more a stoner than you will ever be.....

 

 

 

13 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

A real stoner....

 

i journey through the desert of the mind with no hope. 

 

 

  • Author
23 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

i journey through the desert of the mind with no hope. 

 

 

 

 

You're not there YET....Stoner.

 

You are just a pretender to the Stoner Throne....

 

 

 

You lack .....what?

 

A bit of Creativity, I would say.....

 

You are NOT a real Stoner, IMHO.....

 

The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow.....

 

IMHO, if you really want to be a STONER, then you gots to be like a man of Burgess's stature....

 

So solly....

 

You are only a pretender, Stoner, comparatively....

 

Keep on trying, though....

 

(And, you need to try a LOT harder to impress us before we might consider you a Stoner.  Just a name on your profile in TV does NOT make you, anyway near, a true Stoner....  And....THIS....is the truth, my friend.)

 

 

 

 

18 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

 

You're not there YET....Stoner.

 

You are just a pretender to the Stoner Throne....

 

 

 

You lack .....what?

 

A bit of Creativity, I would say.....

 

You are NOT a real Stoner, IMHO.....

 

The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow.....

 

IMHO, if you really want to be a STONER, then you gots to be like a man of Burgess's stature....

 

So solly....

 

You are only a pretender, Stoner, comparatively....

 

Keep on trying, though....

 

 

 

 

 

It's a simple transition pupa...papa.

 

Will you listen.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dARAN1z2KqY&pp=ygURcm95Y2UgY2F0ZXJwaWxsYXI%3D

  • Author
30 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

It's a simple transition pupa...papa.

 

Will you listen.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dARAN1z2KqY&pp=ygURcm95Y2UgY2F0ZXJwaWxsYXI%3D

 

Just linking some random music video does not make you a bonafide STONER!

 

So far, you have, in no way, proved that you are able to live up to your Profile Name.

 

I would say that just smoking hemp never makes one a REAL Stoner.

 

And, you know what I'm talking about.....

 

 

You gotta spill some wine, etc., ....

 

You gotta dream you are in a Hollywood Movie, for one.....

 

You are just a pretender.....

 

============

 

If you think you are a STONER.....

 

NO!

 

No way.

====================

 

Can you understand????

 

 

 

You are NO Stoner, IMHO....

 

Not while Eric exists in my memory.

 

 

 

How can you even BE a Stoner, after the fact!?

 

You are three or four decades too LATE, IN FACT!

 

 

41 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Just linking some random music video does not make you a bonafide STONER!

 

So far, you have, in no way, proved that you are able to live up to your Profile Name.

 

I would say that just smoking hemp never makes one a REAL Stoner.

 

And, you know what I'm talking about.....

 

 

You gotta spill some wine, etc., ....

 

You gotta dream you are in a Hollywood Movie, for one.....

 

You are just a pretender.....

 

============

 

If you think you are a STONER.....

 

NO!

 

No way.

====================

 

Can you understand????

 

 

 

You are NO Stoner, IMHO....

 

Not while Eric exists in my memory.

 

 

 

How can you even BE a Stoner, after the fact!?

 

You are three or four decades too LATE, IN FACT!

 

 

 

Ok.

  • Author

Also, in fact.....

 

CHIMPS can become even SMARTER than Human Children:

image.png.3912a5eb3f1b11f1c535eb83ef614839.png

 

We always knew it!

 

All they need is LOVE......

image.png.2e16f96ed825213c0e878d5de42815a4.png

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1133515/Baby-chimps-smarter-human-child--need-love-say-researchers.html

 

 

All we need is LOVE....

 

And, both we and chimps can become smarter.

 

LOVE is the ANSWER to almost any problem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Also, in fact.....

 

CHIMPS can become even SMARTER than Human Children:

image.png.3912a5eb3f1b11f1c535eb83ef614839.png

 

We always knew it!

 

All they need is LOVE......

image.png.2e16f96ed825213c0e878d5de42815a4.png

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1133515/Baby-chimps-smarter-human-child--need-love-say-researchers.html

 

 

All we need is LOVE....

 

And, both we and chimps can become smarter.

 

LOVE is the ANSWER to almost any problem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Infinite love is the only truth...everything else is an illusion. 

  • Author

Are we all nothing but chimps, at heart?

 

I am sure of it.

 

 

  • Author
6 minutes ago, stoner said:

Infinite love is the only truth...everything else is an illusion. 

 

Now you sound even less like a true Stoner, and far more like some hippie of yore.

 

But, I never saw you on Haight Street, back in the day, when Haight Street had real hippies hanging out there.

 

 

  • Author
12 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

Infinite love is the only truth...everything else is an illusion. 

 

17 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Hi Folks,

 

When I was young, at university, I first realized that Chimps are Far Faster at Puzzle Solving than Humans.

 

Don't believe me?

 

Then watch this!

 

 

 

You know, guys, it's amazing the knowledge we retain from our university years, and this tidbit has always stayed with me.

 

I studied at a university heavily invested in behavioral sciences, and experimental psychology.

 

Maybe this is why I am as different from you,....

As I am.

 

Some of you have asked why I am strange.

 

Now, maybe, this might provide a clue.

 

What say you?

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

NOTE:  Cary Grant and Ginger Rogers, and Monroe.....!  What could be nicer?

 

Maybe you might enjoy this, just one more time, before you kick-off......?

 

 

 

Great Film for almost any chimp......

 

 

 

I read it once, I read it twice.....but what do you want to say or express? That monkeys are more intelligent when it comes to solving puzzles? But you were beating them in other disciplines?

Have you already passed a gene's test? 

Just in case😳

16 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Sorry, but I would like to just add one thing:

 

The INTERPRETATION of why chimps do better at this task, like Tic Tac Toe is NOT memory related.

 

Basically, the superior performance of chimps at these types of tasks is due to....

 

REACTION TIME.

 

Probably superior visual recognition and reaction performance.

 

So....

I am just saying, that the explanation in these videos is BOGUS.

 

The REACTION and recognition of symbols is far quicker in Chimps.

 

This is only MY interpretation.

 

I am sure I am correct, as usual, having grown up in a lab at the University of Pennsylvania.

 

Note: But, I am also not discounting superior short-term memory of symbols which the chimps are reacting to.

 

Chimps evolved differently than humans, after all.

 

 

 

 

 

You were an experiment? That would surely explain some things.

14 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

 

You're not there YET....Stoner.

 

You are just a pretender to the Stoner Throne....

 

 

 

You lack .....what?

 

A bit of Creativity, I would say.....

 

You are NOT a real Stoner, IMHO.....

 

The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow.....

 

IMHO, if you really want to be a STONER, then you gots to be like a man of Burgess's stature....

 

So solly....

 

You are only a pretender, Stoner, comparatively....

 

Keep on trying, though....

 

(And, you need to try a LOT harder to impress us before we might consider you a Stoner.  Just a name on your profile in TV does NOT make you, anyway near, a true Stoner....  And....THIS....is the truth, my friend.)

 

 

 

 

Just so you know, many of us have been there, or are still............

 
 
 
 
ston·er
/ˈstōnər/
noun
noun: stoner; plural noun: stoners; suffix: -stoner
  1. 1.
    informal
    a person who regularly takes drugs, especially marijuana.
    "I was a real stoner when I was a teenager"
     
  2. 2.
    British
    a person or thing that weighs a specified number of stone.
    "a couple of 16-stoners"

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3 hours ago, newbee2022 said:

I read it once, I read it twice.....but what do you want to say or express? That monkeys are more intelligent when it comes to solving puzzles? But you were beating them in other disciplines?

Have you already passed a gene's test? 

Just in case😳

 

Perfect summation.

Good!

  • Author

One thing I learned about Chimps, many years ago, while at university:

 

Chimps can be very vindictive, and they never forget any slight, no matter how slight.

 

I have never beat a chimp, because, beating a chimp, when young, can cause dire results, when the chimp reaches adulthood.

 

Here is a case in point:

 

Fortunately, such a thing as this has not yet happened to me, on TV.

 

I am so thankful!

 

Chimps can be VINDICTIVE....

Please believe me!

 

 

 

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