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Chinese Driver in High-Speed Collision Wreaks Havoc in Pattaya
Anyone got the footage? -
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Amnesty International "It's a Genocide in Gaza"
What is the civilian to combatant kill ratio, and how does it compare to other examples of urban warfare? I understand it is very good. -
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UK Controversial Junk Food Crackdown Targets Breakfast Staples Including Porridge
Yes. The regulators are going after the highly processed junk. People are best served by cooking their own oatmeal and mixing their own muesli. They can add, fruit, berry, nuts and limit the sugar content. -
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Entry Requirements for Visa Waiver
Well into my 33rd year have never been asked about cash albeit I've normally got a small bundle of Sterling with me which I guess would suffice Maybe people who look like tramps on arrival do get asked or are more likely to be. Personally I smile and say good morning/evening as I hand passport over -
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Dual Pricing in Thai Tourism: Economic Necessity or Hidden Bias?
I just hate people (All of them), so I don't go to parks unless my wife drags me there 🤪 -
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Carlson Interview with Satan
EXCERPT FROM CARLSON INTERVIEW WITH SATAN Carlson: Well thank you Mr. Satan and now, in this section of the interview, I would like to move on to the recent US Presidential Election……..Do you approve of Trump’s victory? Satan: From a professional point of view, it was the greatest result I could have had…..not since the Borgia family were running the Vatican, back in the 15th Century, have I had a greater opportunity to spread mischief in the land of men. Carlson: Did you interfere in the election? Satan: Maybe! Carlson: I’ll push you to be more specific…..did you possess the two candidates during the election? Satan: Nah! I would like to make it clear that I haven’t ever possessed anybody…. Satanic possession was dreamed up by religious men hundreds of years ago so that they, mostly Catholic priests, could ‘feel-up’ women without getting struck off. Carlson: If you didn’t possess President Trump and Kamala how did you interfere? Satan: Being the Prince of Darkness means that I’ve a very ‘long-term’ outlook when planning ‘mischief-among-humans’……. I often set plans in action centuries before they come to fruition. Carlson: Specifically, what did you do? Satan: About 70 of your human yeas ago I took the guise of a scientist and attended a conference where there was talk of adding fluoride to the US water system to protect children from tooth decay. Carlson: So you wanted to prevent the fluoride being added so as to maintain the level of decay in American children’s teeth? Satan: No, in fact you couldn’t be more wrong…….let me finish……I found that a certain amount of the chemical would protect children‘s teeth….. but double the dose would cause a reduction in IQ. Over a number of generations this would cause the general population to have lower cognitive skills, an inability to undertake critical thinking and to accept information without question. Carlson: So what did you do? Satan: At the end of the conference…… all the agreements having been signed sealed and delivered to add an amount of fluoride……….I doubled all the numbers on every contract and document allowing much higher levels of the chemical to be added to the US water supply. Carlson: Then what? Satan: I waited….. I waited for three or four generations of Americans to be exposed to the chemical….. up to the present day actually. Carlson: So how did that affect the Presidential Election? Satan: You’re kidding me…. aren’t you? Carlson: I don’t understand! Satan: You’ve been drinking the water. Carlson: How did adding fluoride to the water lead to Trump winning the election? Satan: Really, do I need to spell it out for you…….. after four generations of the American public ingesting high levels of fluoride in their drinking water…….. well…… to use the American vernacular….most Americans are now dumber than a bag of rocks! Carlson: We’ll take another break there……. we’ll be back after this word from out sponsor. -
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