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Is moving to Cambodia really the end of the line?
Bob's story is maybe just that - a fictional story. But a similar true event happened to me some years ago, (but the ending of my true story is different). I was living in Phuket, building small hotels (10 rooms) very close to the airport. These businesses did reasonably well, although the going-ons of my wife or ex-wife could make a dent in the smooth flow of the business, if you know what I mean. I had built 3 such small businesses over the years, and for my 4th little hotel I decided not to involve my Thai ex's, but to rent the land long-term (as a foreigner is allowed to do), and then build a small hotel/lodgings on the land. With the help of my Thai families I did just that, and Phuket Airport B & B was opened. It was usually fully booked every night, and I was relatively happy, albeit tired, because between looking after the business I had my volunteer work to do, acting as a Thai translator and volunteer Tourist police officer at the nearby airport. So I decided to employ a Thai manager to look after the hotel. I already had a Thai guy driving the hotel car and doing handyman work, so I promoted him to hotel manager. All went well at first, but then this guy got into drugs, boiling up kratom in the hotel kitchen. Don't tell me that kratom is harmless! This guy would chase hotel customers through the nearby rubber trees with a loaded gun! You can read the TripAdvisor reviews at the time 🙂 One day, after coming back from Macro, I got to my little hotel and found the entrance locked. I shouted out for the Thai manager and he came to the door, his gun stuck into his belt. He curtly explained that the hotel business was now his... Unable to persuade this guy to allow me to enter my own business, I called the local police. I won't name the region, but suffice to say, about 4 police officers from the local area quickly attended. After listening to my complaint and briefly speaking with the druggie, the police told me to vacate the business, because it was now owned by the druggie. Yes, you read that correctly! It turned out that the local police were the best customers of this kratom seller. In desperation, I called upon my senior Thai colleagues in the tourist police to assist. You know, when they needed my help to deal with previous difficult situations, such as mentally-ill tourists, I was always ready to help. But asking them to help me fell on deaf ears. So I went back to the house that I rented just down the road from my hotel and thought out my next move. My thinking was interrupted by panicked phone calls from both of my Thai ex-wives. Now these 2 women hated each other, and for them to both call me about the same matter meant that it was important! You remember that I worked for the tourist police? My work only involved foreign tourists, but having lived for years in north Phuket, I knew who were good Thais and who were bad. But the bad Thai guys were nothing to do with my police work of course. However, apparently the druggie manager at my hotel had contacted these bad Thai guys and told them that I had shopped everything that I knew about them to the main police in Phuket Town. One of my ex's had just been visited by 4 Thai men, all carrying guns and looking for me. My ex denied knowing where I was and so the 4 guys moved onto the next ex wife, who also denied knowing where I was (my druggie hotel manager didn't know the address of my rented house). So now there were 4 armed men looking for me, under the mistaken belief that I had shopped them to the police.... It was clear that my life (or at least kneecaps) were in danger. I arranged to meet one of my ex's who smuggled me into the Phuket Airport car park in the seat well of her car. I was able to catch a flight very rapidly to Bangkok and then onto Cambodia. Over the next few days, the men returned several times to ask my ex's where I was. As to my little hotel, since it was on rented land, and since it clearly was not safe for me to return, I simply stopped paying the land rent. The land rental contract expired and the kratom druggie was kicked off the land by the Thai owner. The hotel never reopened and is now a sorry, abandoned and dilapidated eyesore. I lost about $50,000 in that project, and it convinced me not to do any more business in Thailand. I returned (mostly) to live/teach in Laos and Myanmar. I do return to Thailand from time to time, but never to Phuket. As for the druggie manager, he is currently languishing in a Thai jail on drugs charges 🙂 Oh, no chance of me becoming a broken alcoholic, as Bob wrote in his story. Every 'bad' event in my life makes me mentally stronger. Anyway, alcohol makes me fat!! As for Cambodia, I found it an interesting and friendly place. I used to visit Phnom Penh quite a few times between teaching jobs. People were friendly, the kind of food that I eat (fresh food, salads, fruit etc) was cheap. Accommodation was cheap and clean. What's not to like? Consider this: If you think a place to be the end of the road and scraping the barrel, then that's because YOU are at the end of your road and scraping YOUR barrel 🙂 -
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Mummified infant bodies found in chilling Chiang Mai delivery
Oh! The amount of times I've gone on holiday and bought the bodies of dead babies. -
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Can I Use a Residence Certificate from Another City in Pattaya?
The DLT near Regents School just off HWY 36. I think that is the only DLT in Chonburi Province. There are four Chonburi Immigration offices: Jomtien, Sriracha, Koh Sichang, and Laem Chabang -
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DWP life certificate.
My apologies, I stand corrected - the link posted (https://www.gov.uk/guidance/what-to-do-after-a-british-person-dies-in-thailand) Does NOT say it is your responsibility to inform DWP. Well not "you" - you're dead - but your next of kin one assumes 🙂 -
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Why are proctologists mostly male? And, what's the allure of becoming one?
The episode of Seinfeld where Kramer mistakenly gets the license plate of a Proctologist was so funny. -
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Correcting Name Order on Thai Driving License – Is It Possible?
OP has correct answers. Thread closed
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