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Posted
13 minutes ago, dinsdale said:

Boring Bob's posts. Can't wait for the next installment. Here's one you could use. Crossing pedestrian/zebra crossing when motorcycle zooms through then add emotional diatribe about inconsiderate Thais.

....isn't that act inconsiderate though?

 

Try doing that in Japan or Switzerlsnd and see how far you get.

 

Thais are about as ignorant as they come in almost all aspects of daily life. 

 

Regards,

Bob.

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Posted
9 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

yes, of course it is you melon.

 

why would I pay more than what I ordered?

 

regards,

bob.

I though you are rich.   Is 100 baht going to break the bank?

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Posted
Just now, Robert_Smith said:

you don't get rich by giving it away you fool.

 

regards,

bob.

The sum of 100 baht would move the needle.  Unless you are poor. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Mike_Hunt said:

The sum of 100 baht would move the needle.  Unless you are poor. 

moronic statement.

 

I had 3 beers.

 

why on earth would I pay for 4?

 

think about it for a second before you reply so you don't make yourself look even dafter than you already have..

 

regards,

bob.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Mike_Hunt said:

You had four beers; you were too intoxicated to count. Or were you attempting to steal money from a poor Thai merchant. Your next post may be on GoFundMe, asking for donations.

read my OP properly you moron.

 

Her boss even came over and told her I had 3 beers!!

 

were you born stupid or did you have to work on it?

 

regards,

bob.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

read my OP properly you moron.

 

Her boss even came over and told her I had 3 beers!!

 

were you born stupid or did you have to work on it?

 

regards,

bob.

You may want to face up to your drinking problem.   

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Posted
Just now, Mike_Hunt said:

You may want to face up to your drinking problem.   

go to bed, Mike.

 

you are making a total fool of yourself now and are resorting to desperate responses.

 

regards,

bob.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Mike_Hunt said:

 

So far we have learned.

 

1) You are broke.

2) You lose count of your beers after one bottle.  Which means you have a drinking problem. 

3) You have anger issues. 

4) You are lonely and seek attention with these stilly stories. 

 

Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better, Mike.

 

You obviously don't even have the basic capacity to read my OP...

 

Right there you have lost all my respect.

 

regards,

bob.

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Posted

She probably made a mistake I doubt she tried to cheat you. When I first got here, I'd argue - now I pay and walk away. Keep the bottles, pay as you go or pay and shut up (or find another bar).

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Posted
3 hours ago, Felton Jarvis said:

 

I would have paid for the extra beer to avoid a confrontation. Small price for peace.

that makes you a mug lad.

 

regards,

bob.

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Posted
Just now, newbee2022 said:

Obviously the girl can count better than you or she was not as drunk as you

 

Take your pick

again, if you read the OP you would see that her boss corrected her and took my side...

 

are you blind or something?

 

regards,

bob.

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Posted
20 hours ago, rough diamond said:

Who Harrisfan or Bob?

Makes little difference as they are both childish!

Bigoted and pointless would be better words!

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

again, if you read the OP you would see that her boss corrected her and took my side...

 

are you blind or something?

 

regards,

bob.

Well, that's what will happen. Customers first. Customers are right....even if not. Normal procedure.

So I stay by my reply.

Don't even think your count was right😂

Posted
5 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

Well, that's what will happen. Customers first. Customers are right....even if not. Normal procedure.

So I stay by my reply.

Don't even think your count was right😂

I think you are just a bona fide pillock fella.

 

there's no other word for you!

 

regards,

bob.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

I think you are just a bona fide pillock fella.

 

there's no other word for you!

 

regards,

bob.

Oh, I'm disappointed😳 No more bad words? Come on, you can do better🤗🤗🤗

Posted
11 hours ago, Mike_Hunt said:

 

So far we have learned.

 

1) You are broke.

2) You lose count of your beers after one bottle.  Which means you have a drinking problem. 

3) You have anger issues. 

4) You are lonely and seek attention with these stilly stories. 

 

Wonderful expertise Thank you🤗

Posted
15 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

Mission nearly done

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Susan, your hand looks like it’s been on an all-you-can-eat buffet for years and lost the battle. Morbidly obese, in fact. Bless you for sparing us the sight of anything more of your Rosie O'Donnell figure in the photo. 

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Posted

Counting has never been a Thai's strong suit, they were full of praise when the calculator made its appearance. And indeed to calculate 100 minus 50 they still need a calculator.
The Abacus has never been able to win it here, unlike in China and Japan.

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Posted
22 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

Just been to one of my favorite places frequented for years, never had a problem and always order 3 big beers, everyime I visit..

 

This time when it came to pay the bill she said I had 4, when I knew damn well I only had 3, cos that's all I ever have in this joint!

 

An argument ensued, in which she was adamant I had 4 beers instead of 3, until her boss came over checked the bill and confirmed that I was right. She then left off in a fit of rage, almost in tears.. what is the solution to this kind of nonsense? Is it pay beer by beer or what? Which itself I have found an inconvenience,  sometimes I have left after paying beer by beer before being asked 'have you paid your bill?...

 

What the hell is wrong with these people? Why can they never accept when they are wrong? She left without a sorry a nothing, just walked away angry.

 

Thais are an incredibly strange Group indeed!

 

Regards, 

Bob.

Bob, I want to believe you but there seems to be an anomaly with your report.

 

You said at first that the girl said your bill was for 4 beers and you had only three - so far so good.

 

After the argument the Manager came over and checked the bill to state the bill should be for 3 beers, not as the girl said, 4

 

But my question is, if the bill was a written note, how can there be confusion about how many beers were ordered and consumed between you and the girl and/or between the girl and the Manager.

 

Did the girl change the note from 3 to 4. Or if there wasn't a written note (bill), how could the Manager "check" it and make another judgment?

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Posted
51 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

Obviously the girl can count better than you or she was not as drunk as you

 

Take your pick

That would depend on which point of this dream he remembers and when!

Posted
1 minute ago, rough diamond said:

That would depend on which point of this dream he remembers and when!

Oh, sorry, I forgot that. Thanks for the reminder🤗

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