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Trump says he’s going to buy a Tesla

 

After one of the worst single day sell-offs in Tesla’s history, President Donald Trump threw his support behind his advisor, billionaire Elon Musk, vowing to buy one of his cars on Tuesday.

 

Wait.

 

Trump can drive?!?

 

Has ANYONE seen him drive EVER?

 

Don't be silly.

 

Trump is a NYC limousine elitist.

 

He grew up borrowing his Daddy's limo and pretending it was his when he tried to pick up chicks in Manhattan.

 

Daddy's Little Boy.

 

He doesn't know how to drive.

 

Don't be ridiculous.

 

But please do buy Teslas, MAGA.

 

And slap a MAGA sticker on it so I laugh everytime I drive by and it's on fire by the side of the road or bricked because you forgot to pay your payment last month.

 

Good times. 😛

 

 

 

 

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Why would he buy one.   Musk would probably just give him one of his choosing.  As stated, does he actual drive himself around ?   Don't think so ... :coffee1:

 

More silly hate from those that stay up all night thinking about President Trump ...

 

 

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It is to plant a seed so all Trumpers red ball-cap wearers will go out and buy one, a red one....😉

 

Well, these fools do buy his gold sneakers and watches..............:stoner:................🤪 

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Trump is rapidly turning a Cadillac economy into a Cybertruck

 

When they say "OBO" in the used Cybertruck ad, just offer them $10 and sit back and watch the feeding frenzy.

 

Have you seen Elon's k-fork trick yet? 😀

 

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"Please Buy My Teslas, MAGA"

 

 

Musk baby momma #3 (?) Ashley St. Clair sells her Tesla as her beef with musk on child support continues.

 

As an aside, it is amazing that all 15-ish of musk's offspring are male. What are the odds.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, bamnutsak said:

As an aside, it is amazing that all 15-ish of musk's offspring are male.

1/2 * 1/2 * 1/2...etc (15 times) = 1/32768

Conclusion?

Musk is a virgin.

 

Quite frankly I'm surprised Musk doesn't pretend he's a Christian and market his $299/month Tesla lease plan to churches telling them it's ok to lease since they will all be raptured up soon after Stephen Miller gives Israel the go-ahead to nuke Iran. 😄

 

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I have a cousin like that.  He goes out bar hopping and it has to be with a limo to drive him around.  Mr. Big Shot.   

 

Anyway, if you've ever lived in Manhattan, the last thing you want there is to fool around with a car. 

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