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>A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he

>notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders

>hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

>

>The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a

>dog and a cat.

>

>The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look.

>

>"That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.

>

>'Thanks,' says the little girl.

>

>The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the

>cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.

>

>'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you how

>to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the

>cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'

>

>The little girl pauses for a moment,

>

>looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat,

>

>then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says,

>

>'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren, would

>I?'

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