For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.

I have to brake hard, toss my gin out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

 

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

 

*** shout out to Thumbnail  Green ****

We’ll keep those red and blue lights flashing to slow you down so you don’t run over my gimpass while I’m tooling around on the soi.

Have a hell of a Christmas to ya!

9 minutes ago, rumak said:

For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.

I have to brake hard, toss my gin out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

 

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

 

*** shout out to Thumbnail  Green ****

Excellent advice from you Sir.

 

I'm the same when I see gold and red. I instinctively put me hand in me pocket. But!! Usually too late. The money has gone. Han the Mrs has a bit more gold to show off at Buddha.

15 minutes ago, novacova said:

We’ll keep those red and blue lights flashing to slow you down so you don’t run over my gimpass while I’m tooling around on the soi.

 

I will not be responsible for damage caused by my 4x4 crashing into living rooms !

28 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

Excellent advice from you Sir.

 

I'm the same when I see gold and red. I instinctively put me hand in me pocket. But!! Usually too late. The money has gone. Han the Mrs has a bit more gold to show off at Buddha.

 

Keep your feet on the grass ........ and a hand on your true love .

 

Sure as the world is flat ...... you will have a Great Year !

1 minute ago, rumak said:

 

I will not be responsible for damage caused by my 4x4 crashing into living rooms !

 

 

Are your personal affairs all in order?

 

 

Do you push the gun under the seat before or after you fasten the seat belt ?

16 minutes ago, In Full Agreement said:

 

 

Are your personal affairs all in order?

 

 

 

sadly.....my affairs are a thing of the past .     hmmm?   maybe that's a good thing .......

Yeah, but your exaggerated vaccine death fear-mongering may also cause panic attacks.

 

Maybe ease up in 2026?

 

Happy holidays. 

 

3 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Do you push the gun under the seat before or after you fasten the seat belt ?

 

if my head is hitting the horn ..... the latter .

12 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

Yeah, but your exaggerated vaccine death fear-mongering may also cause panic attacks.

 

Maybe ease up in 2026?

 

Happy holidays. 

 

 

12 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

Yeah, but your exaggerated vaccine death fear-mongering may also cause panic attacks.

 

Maybe ease up in 2026?

 

Happy holidays. 

 

 

May the jabs be with you .........