Elderly Man in K-mart

An elderly man approached a very beautiful young woman in K-Mart.

"Excuse me," he said, "I've lost my wife somehow. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow said, "Certainly, Sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my Wife appears out of nowhere."

Okay, okay, this is a funny one...

good one, she trained my Wife