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If Too Many Overweight Farangs Move To Isaan Will The Earth Be Thrown Off Its Axis?

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Nature seeks to achieve balance. When mother earth saw that there were too many skinny, short statured people in Isaan and the earth was in danger of getting wobbly she had to do something quickly. Overweight, sweaty white guys were plentiful and easy to bait.

The balance has been restored. Rest easy. :D

:o:D:D

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I dont stay in thailand or Isaan full time only arounf 4 months ayears but when i am there i usally lose 10 or 14 lbs.. Great weight loss system staying in Isaan . for me anyway. :o

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Start a business, Tracer.

Thousands of overweight farangs want to know your secret.

Start a business, Tracer.

Thousands of overweight farangs want to know your secret.

Come On!!! :D am sure you know his secret! :o but anyway it is:

1-Diet.

2-Exercise.

3-Staying four months a year in Issarn.

4-Non air-conditioned house.

I hope he will not get mad at me ! :D

The danger is very real and should be taken seriously, dont forget all our older experts have told us that they have the sexual appetite of a rutting stag and can make the earth move for any 18 yr old. Given those two facts its an ever present danger.

Good grief.

As well as making methane at the same time :o

I think I,m going to be sick.

I just hope that the DNA from all the hippos doesn't affect the beauty of the future generations of Esanders. It could turn the population into a mass of telletubbies.

I don't know, Mid, that's why I posed the question.

There's other factors too.

Like; could Macs and Burgerking cope with the sudden rush .

Are there any Macs and Bugerkings in Isaan?

To counterbalance the feared shift of both weight and aesthetics, perhaps the government should introduce a policy of moving an equivalent number of buffaloes off the Korat plateau.

Start a business, Tracer.

Thousands of overweight farangs want to know your secret.

Come On!!! :D am sure you know his secret! :D but anyway it is:

1-Diet.

2-Exercise.

3-Staying four months a year in Issarn.

4-Non air-conditioned house.

5-Food poisoning. :o

The farang connection has it's own gravatational pull. It's called Martin if you stray to close to him you could start to orbit his cellestual body..... :D

Ay .... it doesn't matter where you stand in the FC, you're always next to Martin :o

thanks ZAZA you hit it right on the head.

But also no Big macs or Bugerkings either

No I am not mad LOL . You say Truth

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