Mentally unwell British tourist accidentally sets himself

Mentally unwell British tourist accidentally sets himself on fire while playing a children's game

A British tourist with severe stunted decision making capabilities escaped his handlers' supervision to enjoy an - and i quote - 'adult night' at a full moon party in Koh Phangan. In the midst of his Godzilla-like rampage through the beach, he spotted a flaming jump rope and decided to test his luck. Unfortunately, the man - having grown up without any friends and thus never having participated in a game of jump rope before - became severely disoriented and mistook the point of the game and instead ran directly into the flames. Fortunately for the tourist, his lack of mental capacity was offset by his genetics to give him incredibly resilient, wolverine-like physical capabilities of healing. He has since made a full recovery.