Really interesting Bamby, I don't know if they qualify for Haiku!!!

I don't care if Bambi breaks the rules....

Chob aharn Isaan

Khauw niauw, som tam, kai yang

Pit! Auw nam plau song!

my heart is breaking

bald soi dog slowly limping

yet still wags his tail

Yo Bambi what happened with your attempt to go and study in Holland?

Me here all alone

You told me you would come back

Another drink

Mothers house is warm

not temperature but heart

always welcome here

Just charming!

Feeling ambitious - time to try a tanka...

In the food court queue

Three shopgirls on a short break

Carry trays with grace

Pulchritude personified

They smile and chatter gaily

Really interesting Bamby, I don't know if they qualify for Haiku!!!

The water is still

Passing gone and forgotten

By salt tears subside

Being a single girl when you are30's

is to fear of dying alone and being found three weeks later half eaten by an Alsatian;

tortured by Smug Married friends asking, "How's your love life

You need to get out more Bambina find a nice guy and then if you are lucky you can die together in a plane crash

Change to papillons, even with your slender shape you would be too much for a papillon

Remind friends that men die in the arms of their Mia Nois not their wives because its more exciting....marriage is the death of passion. The only people who will tell you that is not so are wives.

Consider a role as a mistress not a wife, I have a vacancy arising sometime around Christmas...I can send you the interview schedules, there may be a slot for you between number 15 and number 17, 16 has dropped out after discovering God and lesbianism, though not neccessarily in that order, with a lesbian minister.

Failing that start a conversation with "Did I ever tell you about the time I got stuck in the lift with the boy band Blue? You know they call Duncan 'Mr Foot Long' They will soon stop asking about your love life because it will be so much more exciting than theirs.

And for all Non Thais who don't like boy bands trust me, with Blue its a Thai thing.

Spirits of the land

to appease your good nature

I'll build you a home

my wife and sister

run like children for ice cream

vendor selling rat

Beautiful brown legs

Motosai over potholes

Hardly a jiggle

tiny little ants

a red stream flowing non stop

better than TV

How can I tell you

That it all was just a dream

Our tears will dry up

his whistle shrieking

gold tassels on his shoulder

he's invincible

to make good haiku

it take's something special

so ill just shut up

Oh what a great sight

her legs dance under bright lights

its my lucky night

but what of my plight?

the secret inside i fight

will she prove me right?

Sand beneath toes

wave sound in ear

i am peaceful

Did that work, and to the whoever who put bambi down above - don't do it again.....

three in the morning

I see no reason at all

for the rooster's cry

Pu Yai his speakers

are now suddenly silent

farang is happy

Sand beneath toes

wave sound in ear

i am peaceful

Did that work, and to the whoever who put bambi down above - don't do it again.....

I didn't put bambi down, I just commented that her haiku didn't qualify...

BYW neither does yours!

Sorry love, didn't realise it was you!!! Never was very poetical anyway, but give me an air guitar anyday.....

"we are here to help"

the military junta

a corrupt savior

Did you ever ask

Why you are here and for what

Just think about it

the neighbors dog died

he buried it in the yard

then stolen for food

Watch them from above

Thai drivers, red traffic light

Like a Tetris game

now this is a beach

prawns and beer sitting in shade

I may never leave

Baby boy come soon

You can cry, eat , poop, laugh, sleep

Best day of our lives

the dog gives a sigh

laying upon the cool tile

loved, he feels lucky

amazed the boys stare

they just cannot comprehend

the big fat farang

Thinking about life

There is no meaning is it?

What you go to do?

expressing yourself

in seventeen syllables

is very diffic