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A bloke walks into a butcher's. Butcher says, "Bet you a tenner that you

can't jump up and touch the meat that's hung up on the ceiling with

your hand."

Bloke says, "No thanks."

Butcher says, "OK, bet you twenty quid that you can't jump up and hit

the meat that's hung up on the ceiling."

Bloke says, "No thanks mate."

Butcher says, "OK, OK, I'll give you a hundred quid if you can do it."

Bloke says, "No thanks mate, the steaks are too high."

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He's back !

And the jokes are as bad as ever !

:o:D :D

Welcome back Libby, we've missed you.

Never did get an answer to the fish and chips joke though :D

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a steak walks into a pub and asks for a beer , the barman replies

" sorry , we dont serve food in here"

This is so good it deserves it's own thread. Here's the heading:

This joke is so good you'll probably wet yourself with glee and mirthful exuberance!

Sub-heading:

Both women and men will be begging to have sex with you!

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