Smart Man

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his

company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,

but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't

even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something

wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the

first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass

of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and

pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in

perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspi rins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye

staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices

a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red

with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in

lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to

get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I

love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot

breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what

happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your

mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked

in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such

perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is

on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the

bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you

screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $399.99

Hot Breakfast $4.20

Two Aspirins $.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time...

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